AthenaAwakened
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I think I am finally getting right wing logic.
We have a voter fraud problem because we have dead people. And dead people are very bad about letting the county board of elections know that they are dead, so BOEs don't take dead folks' names off the voting rolls. This means that in any given election millions of dead people all over this country are still registered to vote. Those dead people's names COULD be used as a way for us the living to run from precinct to precinct voting with these dead people's names. Does this happen? HELL NO! Half the LIVING people of voting age in this country don't vote under their own names, much less anyone else's. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN and therefore we live under the constant terror of voter fraud and we must enact laws that make voting harder to guard against that fraud.
We need to protect our little girls against transgendered people, or people claiming to be trangendered people, seeking to harm little girls in public ladies rooms. You see, a man could claim he is really a woman and thereby enter a ladies room and then molest little girls. Does this happen? HELL NO! I don't believe there is a single documented case anywhere in criminal files of this country of this ever happening. Men do take children into restrooms and molest them, but they don't try to pass themselves off as transgendered to do that. Not to mention, most molestation happens between people who know each other, in private settings and often between family members. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN and therefore we live under the constant terror of transgendered people molesting little girls in public ladies rooms and we must pass laws that deny transgendered people from using gendered identified restrooms to guard against that molestation.
Using that logic, we should soon expect legislation from the GOP that outlaws:
Look for these laws soon because all of these things COULD HAPPEN and that alone is enough to enact and enforce laws to keep such terrors at bay.
We have a voter fraud problem because we have dead people. And dead people are very bad about letting the county board of elections know that they are dead, so BOEs don't take dead folks' names off the voting rolls. This means that in any given election millions of dead people all over this country are still registered to vote. Those dead people's names COULD be used as a way for us the living to run from precinct to precinct voting with these dead people's names. Does this happen? HELL NO! Half the LIVING people of voting age in this country don't vote under their own names, much less anyone else's. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN and therefore we live under the constant terror of voter fraud and we must enact laws that make voting harder to guard against that fraud.
We need to protect our little girls against transgendered people, or people claiming to be trangendered people, seeking to harm little girls in public ladies rooms. You see, a man could claim he is really a woman and thereby enter a ladies room and then molest little girls. Does this happen? HELL NO! I don't believe there is a single documented case anywhere in criminal files of this country of this ever happening. Men do take children into restrooms and molest them, but they don't try to pass themselves off as transgendered to do that. Not to mention, most molestation happens between people who know each other, in private settings and often between family members. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN and therefore we live under the constant terror of transgendered people molesting little girls in public ladies rooms and we must pass laws that deny transgendered people from using gendered identified restrooms to guard against that molestation.
Using that logic, we should soon expect legislation from the GOP that outlaws:
- Men shaving their faces while holding their heads in lit fireplaces.
- People driving their cars on the 27th floor of office buildings
- Airline pilots flying commercial planes upside down for the entire trip and only to airports whose names end in -ly.
Look for these laws soon because all of these things COULD HAPPEN and that alone is enough to enact and enforce laws to keep such terrors at bay.