Keith&Co.
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SWEDISH KNITTER: Highdy hoday hummin! For toodayn, befur we maken der woolieblankieferdacozy, hinden needin fer der spinnin der wooolin.
(Reaches off camera to right, drags in a confused looking sheep. )
SK: Gotten der wooolin.
(Reaches to left, pulls in something like a steel laundry basket hanging from somewhere overhead.)
SK: Gotten der spinnin!
Sheepie: Whaaaaaat?
SK: Inter der spinnin mit der wooolin. (Wrestles sheepie into the basket. Sheepie not enthused)
SK: Ant now mit der spinnin!
(Camera follws him to left where an enormous clutch lever is visible) Andie heevin horder. (Pulls clutch. Mechanical sounds as the basket slowly spins.) Unt we grabbin der wooolin. (Pinches a tuft of sheepie wool, tugs gently. Yarn stretches out from the shhepie, gathers slowly in a yarn ball.) Der wooolin beekin yarnsus fer aboot the einen hoursderday.
Sheepie: Wow! This doesn't even huuuuuuurt!
(Mechanical sounds alter as aomething shifts gears. Basket spins faster) Hoo dey hivek! Hoo! (Yarn collects faster, SK hard pressed to keep up.) Ein deh comin der wooolin fizzey! Hoo!
(Basket spins wildly, starts to swing around the room, on and off camera. Circles and dives like a mad bomber. Finally swings straight at camera, sheepie face coming directly at the focus, knocking camera to the floor.)
(Mechanical sounds end with giant SPROING!, then clashes and bangs. Camera comes up off the floor. And entirely sheared sheepie stands atop the wreck of the basket, none tge worse for wear. Pan to the side. SK is wrapped mummy-tight in a beautifully woven wool blanket. He cannot move. He twists a bit, grunts, then looks at the camera)
SK: Tah-daaaaah. (Starts to shuffle off stage, grunting. Sheep trots past him)
(Reaches off camera to right, drags in a confused looking sheep. )
SK: Gotten der wooolin.
(Reaches to left, pulls in something like a steel laundry basket hanging from somewhere overhead.)
SK: Gotten der spinnin!
Sheepie: Whaaaaaat?
SK: Inter der spinnin mit der wooolin. (Wrestles sheepie into the basket. Sheepie not enthused)
SK: Ant now mit der spinnin!
(Camera follws him to left where an enormous clutch lever is visible) Andie heevin horder. (Pulls clutch. Mechanical sounds as the basket slowly spins.) Unt we grabbin der wooolin. (Pinches a tuft of sheepie wool, tugs gently. Yarn stretches out from the shhepie, gathers slowly in a yarn ball.) Der wooolin beekin yarnsus fer aboot the einen hoursderday.
Sheepie: Wow! This doesn't even huuuuuuurt!
(Mechanical sounds alter as aomething shifts gears. Basket spins faster) Hoo dey hivek! Hoo! (Yarn collects faster, SK hard pressed to keep up.) Ein deh comin der wooolin fizzey! Hoo!
(Basket spins wildly, starts to swing around the room, on and off camera. Circles and dives like a mad bomber. Finally swings straight at camera, sheepie face coming directly at the focus, knocking camera to the floor.)
(Mechanical sounds end with giant SPROING!, then clashes and bangs. Camera comes up off the floor. And entirely sheared sheepie stands atop the wreck of the basket, none tge worse for wear. Pan to the side. SK is wrapped mummy-tight in a beautifully woven wool blanket. He cannot move. He twists a bit, grunts, then looks at the camera)
SK: Tah-daaaaah. (Starts to shuffle off stage, grunting. Sheep trots past him)