thebeave
Veteran Member
I don't know about joining ANY church, but I'd like to check out one of those southern black churches for a few Sundays. You know, where the ladies put on their fancy Sunday church hats, wave little hand fans to cool themselves off from all the heat and mumble randomly, "uh huh"..."that's right"..."the truth will set you free!" all during the sermon (conducted by some loud "fire & brimstone" type preacher). Then at the end of the service, the gospel choir starts singing, slowly and seriously at first, and by the time 20 minutes has passed, everyone is clapping, swaying back and forth, waving their hands over their head and doing backflips down the center aisle. That'd be cool.
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