In The Event of a Nuclear Attack

[Coleman Smith]

Humor from the 50's.

In the event of a nuclear attack pull your desk chair out, crawl into the chair well, bend over as far as you can, spread your ankles as far as you can and kiss your sweet ass goodbye.

 

[bilby]

The Fylingdales radar facility on the East coast of England was established in the 1960s, and would have given three minutes of warning of a Soviet ICBM attack.

The British joked that this was to give us time to brew a nice cup of tea.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Insert into Table Clothing Set Item = 'Shit' Where Garment = 'Pants';

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

George Carlin had a bit with a Weather forecaster noting that the thunderstorms in a front were heading towards the area, but the radar was also picking up nuclear missiles in bound, so you shouldn't worry about the thunderstorms. The presentation was a bit funnier.