Jarhyn
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Genuinely curious.
That would be a first.
If Obama was still in charge:
- Press conferences would have useful information in them.
- The amount of Americans dead from guzzling fish tank cleaner would be reduced by 100%
- Dr Phill would have been told to shut the fuck up.
- There would have been a coherent plan executed from all branches of government
- Glen Beck would be screaming at the top of his lungs this pandemic is a hoax and it's Obama's secret plan to implement Sharia law.
- Americans lives wouldn't be tabulated in a cost benefit analysis to preserve market confidence and share price.
- The Defence Production Act would have been implemented sooner and smarter, with tangible beneficial results.
- Donald Trump would be tweeting that Obama would need to resign over the 240 deaths caused by this pandemic.
- Half-life would be banned for constantly spamming about how Obama is in cahoots with China because someone on youtube made a post or something.
- This 2017 guide would have been followed with some revisions to what should be voluntary and what should be mandatory. This would lead to a death toll of under 3,000, causing people to wonder if this was all really necessary. FOX news would lead the charge calling for impeachment as "this is the worst example of abuse of power in US history!"
- Mitch McConnell would veto any funding for developing a vaccine as it is unconstitutional.
Hope that clears up all the speculation.
Aren't you going to thank Patooka for satisfying your "genuine" curiosity? Or at least correct his misconception that McConnell can "veto" House-allocated funding for vaccine research?
I'd add that Obama and his daughter wouldn't have had personal financial interests including hundreds of patents to lose by pressuring China to provide bio samples for vaccine development as requested in December (or earlier, had it been Obama), and we'd therefore be WAY further down that path by now. Funding for testing and case tracking would have been in place before there was an epidemic in the US.
I know you're "not a trumpsucker" but you probably think the black guy would have been selling jungle juice as a cure from kiosks on every corner in NYC, while the valiant Liberpublicans were trying their best to honor and advance the relevant science...
We all know how the Liburpublicans are trying their best to honor and advance the relevant science: "the CDC should try injecting disinfectants!"