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During my naval service, someone's reenlistment ceremony was interrupted. He'd received the paperwork ending his previous enlistment. The captain showed him the bonus check for his reenlisting, $3000, but someone needed the CO's attention before he signed the new contract/took the oath. ×hen he turned back, the sailor was gone...with the check. Without actually reenlisting.
After that, they didn't give us the discharge until after they got the new contract signed. Usually with the same tired joke, "you were technically out of the Navy since midnight. Har-har. We should have charged you for breakfast. Har-har."
Except for my second re-up, when the CO gave me the discharge first, and generously offfered me a 24 hour head start...in the Mid-Atlantic...300 feet below the surface.
Har fucking har.
Anyway, i was wondering if the inauguration oath was the full tranfer of power, or if the were a technicality in there somewhere? Some other event ending tge previous term....?
Because i can imagine the plot of a thriller, or a comedy, where there is a federal prosecutor who has dirt on, say, an incumbent president, but he can't arrest the President while in office.
And the statute of limitations will run out during the second term.
But then he learns that the President actually won't _BE_ president during the limo drive to the swearing in ceremony.
So if he can arrest him on the steps up to the ceremony...
Tom Cruise as the prosecutor, Frank Langella as the Pres, Denzel Washington as the conflicted Secret Service Agent in charge of the ceremony, Sofia Boutella as the FBI agent assisting Cruise, Christine Baranski as Langella's protective scheduling secretary, Pence as a conniving Vice Pres trying to get Langella arrested...
Unless the President is Kevin James.
Jack Black as the Prosecutor. Dwayne Johnson as his bookish legal aide (the one who discovers the window of opportunity).
Jason Stratham in dual roles as twin brothers, one who drives the Presidential limo, one who drives for the Justice department team in the chase scene. Sarah Silverman as the President's chief of staff who has heard rumors about Black's plan and is riding roughshod over the whole day ("Get in the limo, you fat fuck! You can have breakfast tomorrow, or you can have a cavity search today!"). Charlie Sheen as the over-aggressive Secret Service agent on the detail.
I would like to see these movies made, but i would really like to see at least one commercial made, played during Fox And Friends, just to see the tweets that would follow.
After that, they didn't give us the discharge until after they got the new contract signed. Usually with the same tired joke, "you were technically out of the Navy since midnight. Har-har. We should have charged you for breakfast. Har-har."
Except for my second re-up, when the CO gave me the discharge first, and generously offfered me a 24 hour head start...in the Mid-Atlantic...300 feet below the surface.
Har fucking har.
Anyway, i was wondering if the inauguration oath was the full tranfer of power, or if the were a technicality in there somewhere? Some other event ending tge previous term....?
Because i can imagine the plot of a thriller, or a comedy, where there is a federal prosecutor who has dirt on, say, an incumbent president, but he can't arrest the President while in office.
And the statute of limitations will run out during the second term.
But then he learns that the President actually won't _BE_ president during the limo drive to the swearing in ceremony.
So if he can arrest him on the steps up to the ceremony...
Tom Cruise as the prosecutor, Frank Langella as the Pres, Denzel Washington as the conflicted Secret Service Agent in charge of the ceremony, Sofia Boutella as the FBI agent assisting Cruise, Christine Baranski as Langella's protective scheduling secretary, Pence as a conniving Vice Pres trying to get Langella arrested...
Unless the President is Kevin James.
Jack Black as the Prosecutor. Dwayne Johnson as his bookish legal aide (the one who discovers the window of opportunity).
Jason Stratham in dual roles as twin brothers, one who drives the Presidential limo, one who drives for the Justice department team in the chase scene. Sarah Silverman as the President's chief of staff who has heard rumors about Black's plan and is riding roughshod over the whole day ("Get in the limo, you fat fuck! You can have breakfast tomorrow, or you can have a cavity search today!"). Charlie Sheen as the over-aggressive Secret Service agent on the detail.
I would like to see these movies made, but i would really like to see at least one commercial made, played during Fox And Friends, just to see the tweets that would follow.