John Oliver is offering Clarence Thomas $1m a year and a Motor Coach to resign

[Angry Floof]

This is so good. And yes, it's real, and yes, it's legal.

Is Clarence Thomas strong willed enough to resist this offer and appear to have principles? Would he be able to get his super genuine billionaire BFF to match the offer? Would he be curious as to whether Nazi Harlan Crowe would still take him on lavish trips if he took John Oliver's offer?

It's a damn sweet deal!

Supreme Court Ethics: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

Uncle Clarence isn't gonna bite. If Ginni gets involved Oliver may have to up his ante to a few million. After all, it's all about the money.