Jimmy Higgins
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In our ever expanding knowledge of history, apparently a person was shot in New Mexico yesterday as people tried to take down a statue of Juan de Oñate. I know, I know... who the fuck is that and why is there a statue to him?
It gets odder as he died in 1626... which is roughly 6 years after the Pilgrims landed in Cape Cod, I mean Marshfield... I mean Plymouth.... Plimoth. The absolute luck of landing at a place with a Plantation already! So we are early 1600's so that means American settlements were kind of hugging the Atlantic Coast at the time... so why is there a statue of a guy who died in 1626, in New Mexico.
Well... he was a Spaniard of sorts and was born in New Spain (currently known as Mexico). Yeah, it keeps getting better. He was tasked with exploring their new territory because no western power had exploited it yet, so it was up for grabs!
Well, stuff happens when you are exploring your new territory, like people already on there aren't happy you are on it. Long story short, because we are Americans, we don't have time for long stories... we get a massacre. 24 guys who survived got a foot cut off. I know, right... starting to see why we have a statue of him.
So anyway, he was exiled from the area now known as New Mexico (no one has original names it seems) in 1614. So that is why they made a statue for him... and why El Paso tried to in 1997 for whatever fucking reason. (Apparently because he was one of the first Europeans (not European) to explore the area, apparently we are out of Heroes in the US).
So anyway, a guy in New Mexico was shot while in a crowd trying to take this guy's statue down.
It gets odder as he died in 1626... which is roughly 6 years after the Pilgrims landed in Cape Cod, I mean Marshfield... I mean Plymouth.... Plimoth. The absolute luck of landing at a place with a Plantation already! So we are early 1600's so that means American settlements were kind of hugging the Atlantic Coast at the time... so why is there a statue of a guy who died in 1626, in New Mexico.
Well... he was a Spaniard of sorts and was born in New Spain (currently known as Mexico). Yeah, it keeps getting better. He was tasked with exploring their new territory because no western power had exploited it yet, so it was up for grabs!
Well, stuff happens when you are exploring your new territory, like people already on there aren't happy you are on it. Long story short, because we are Americans, we don't have time for long stories... we get a massacre. 24 guys who survived got a foot cut off. I know, right... starting to see why we have a statue of him.
So anyway, he was exiled from the area now known as New Mexico (no one has original names it seems) in 1614. So that is why they made a statue for him... and why El Paso tried to in 1997 for whatever fucking reason. (Apparently because he was one of the first Europeans (not European) to explore the area, apparently we are out of Heroes in the US).
So anyway, a guy in New Mexico was shot while in a crowd trying to take this guy's statue down.