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Televangelist Kenneth Copeland reveals hospitalization, predicts when he will die

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland revealed he was recently hospitalized for several days for a surgical procedure, but he is now doing well and expects to live until he is 120 because of a deal he made
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Yeah this video is getting some good air time. He predicts that he will die on December 6, 2056 when he is 120 years old.

If it happens sooner, do you think he will admit that he was wrong?

Why people follow these morons is just mind boggling. That they actually give him money is a complete mystery.
 
Oral Roberts beat him to the punch with this kind of announcement. In 1986, when Oral was 68, he announced that, if he could not raise $8 million for his university, God would 'take him home' by the end of the year. Many people took this to mean that he would starve himself to death. He later extended the deadline to March 1987, but again, God would take him home. In the end, a Floridia dog track owner helped him with the shortfall with a $1.3 million donation, saying, "I did it in order to save the guy from going to heaven in a hurry." (I know, going to heaven in a hurry is a good thing, right?)
My ex-boss used to refer to "fucking Oral Roberts", because one of his uncles had given a ton of money to Ol' Oral, instead of leaving it to the family. Can you imagine what this dog track guy's relatives were saying?
In the case of Kenneth, whose glowing eyes are looking deadlier than ever in that withered apple face, can you imagine what he'd look like at age 120? I picture him as a little voodoo doll with glowing red light bulbs for eyes, being carried by acolytes in a picnic basket to events. Let's all be Christian, these folks have it going on.
 
I do remember that Oral Roberts prediction. Donations actually dropped because people wanted to see if it was true! 😁
 
This guy is more like Satan than Richard Ramirez
 
SLD said:
He predicts that he will die on December 6, 2056 when he is 120 years old.
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I predict that he will die much sooner than that.

I wonder if he would care to make a wager - after all, if he does die, he won't be needing his earthly wealth anymore, so sending a chunk of it to me won't hurt...
 
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I don't think that Kenny's policy is ''give, and ye shall receive.''
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Not for him....but YOU on the other hand.
 
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Jimmy Swaggart (age 89) is a year and a half old than ol' Kenneth. It surprised me how old they are & how both are still running their grifts -er -
ministries. Last I saw of Jim Bakker (age 84!), he had a Santa Claus beard, was being slapped with injunctions for peddling phony covid meds and was peddling Apocalypse food bunker supplies to the yokels. Barnum pegged the nation right! We can only wish Donald had set his sights on the televangelism circuit instead of politics, but that of course would have required him to actually know and recite some scripture.
 
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Can't fucking wait. I'll have a celebratory drink when it happens (but obviously it won't take that long). :)
 
ideologyhunter said:
Jimmy Swaggart (age 89) is a year and a half old than ol' Kenneth. It surprised me how old they are & how both are still running their grifts -er -
ministries. Last I saw of Jim Bakker (age 84!), he had a Santa Claus beard, was being slapped with injunctions for peddling phony covid meds and was peddling Apocalypse food bunker supplies to the yokels. Barnum pegged the nation right! We can only wish Donald had set his sights on the televangelism circuit instead of politics, but that of course would have required him to actually know and recite some scripture.
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Ssshhh. Dont go give Don the Con any ideas.
 
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ideologyhunter said:
Jimmy Swaggart (age 89) is a year and a half old than ol' Kenneth. It surprised me how old they are & how both are still running their grifts -er -
ministries. Last I saw of Jim Bakker (age 84!), he had a Santa Claus beard, was being slapped with injunctions for peddling phony covid meds and was peddling Apocalypse food bunker supplies to the yokels. Barnum pegged the nation right! We can only wish Donald had set his sights on the televangelism circuit instead of politics, but that of course would have required him to actually know and recite some scripture.
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Ssshhh. Dont go give Don the Con any ideas.
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Ideas?
Donny don’t need to learn no stinking scriptures! He can just let fly with whatever BS occurs to his pea brain, and the rubes will consider it “scripture”.
 
HIs prediction can't come true soon enough. That man LOOKS like satan.
 
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