KENYA: Censor Wants Ex-Gay Therapy For Male Lions, Says They Learned Gay Sex From Watching Humans

[Malintent]

I had no idea Lions were so intelligent that they can compare other species behavior to their own, make a subjective value decision, and then copy the behavior to their own benefit... amazing... Who knew Lions were as smart as Apes.

Why hasn't anyone in Kenya taught the Lions to not eat humans, if they are so incredibly intelligent?

This reveals the TRUE problem in Africa... not AIDS, lack of education, poverty, nor famine... That is nothing compare to the real problem...

The African government keeps Lions bloodthirsty killers when they can be taught to do good for man... What is this conspiracy to keep the great cats from being truly great!?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

While the line Poe uses to divide reality and satire just keeps getting thinner and thinner, I have a hard time believing this is true.

have you not seen videos of these preachers speaking within the same context, on different incidents?

I've seen stories about such things, yes, but this seemed too far fetched. I have to have a quantum of hope left in my mind. I can't give it all up.

 

[Lunawalk]

http://www.joemygod.com/2017/11/03/...e-lions-says-learned-gay-sex-watching-humans/

Two male lions photographed while having sex has fur flying in Kenya, where a local moral leader and censor blames the same-sex behavior on gays who’ve visited the area.

“These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly,” Ezekiel Mutua, the head of the Kenya Film Classification Board, told Nairobi News. “I don’t know, they must have copied it somewhere or it is demonic,” Mutua added. “Because these animals do not watch movies.”

“Some research needs to be done,” Mutua told Nairobi News. “And also I wish I can get the bio to confirm the two lions were actually male, because it is not normal.” He suggested that the lusty “lion love birds” (his term) could have copied the homosexual acts after watching a gay couple have sex in the reserve.

I sure the counselors would be in danger from the lions. If he that bothered by any not simply ignore them.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I brought this up elsewhere, where someone's insisting there ARE NO homosexual animals, that it's only humans that exhibit this behavior.

While these idiots admit that it's real, just blame humans.

I started wondering what animals would learn from watching me, when I'm a tourist.

Show me the lion swearing at his GPS, I might buy into the theory of the OP.

Or the lion wandering around a pedestrian mall, searching desperately for the kid who wandered off trying to find the other kid, the one who was sent to find Mom and tell her that we had to move the car, so she can't expect to find us there.

Or a pack of lions frantically searching a bit of savannah for Grandpa Lion, who SAID he was going to go watch the wildebeest migration, but that was too hot, so he went to lie in the shade under a goddamned rhino, half a mile away from where everyone's searching for him and beginning to fear that a Dentist might be involved...

 

[phands]

These stupid bastards obviously don't know that gay behaviour has been observed in over 450 species.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

 

[Tom Sawyer]

These stupid bastards obviously don't know that gay behaviour has been observed in over 450 species.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

It's just that they're immorally influenced by the liberal media. Fucking Discovery Channel pushing it's radical left wing agenda.

 

[phands]

These stupid bastards obviously don't know that gay behaviour has been observed in over 450 species.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

It's just that they're immorally influenced by the liberal media. Fucking Discovery Channel pushing it's radical left wing agenda.

Yeah...all that animal porn just distorts the minds of young xtians.

 

[Underseer]

I had no idea Lions were so intelligent that they can compare other species behavior to their own, make a subjective value decision, and then copy the behavior to their own benefit... amazing... Who knew Lions were as smart as Apes.

Why hasn't anyone in Kenya taught the Lions to not eat humans, if they are so incredibly intelligent?

This reveals the TRUE problem in Africa... not AIDS, lack of education, poverty, nor famine... That is nothing compare to the real problem...

The African government keeps Lions bloodthirsty killers when they can be taught to do good for man... What is this conspiracy to keep the great cats from being truly great!?

OMG, you monster! You are taking away the Christians' free speech rights with your political correctness, you Social Justice Warrior you!!!!!!! [/conservolibertarianlampoon]

 

[Potoooooooo]

I had no idea Lions were so intelligent that they can compare other species behavior to their own, make a subjective value decision, and then copy the behavior to their own benefit... amazing... Who knew Lions were as smart as Apes.

Why hasn't anyone in Kenya taught the Lions to not eat humans, if they are so incredibly intelligent?

This reveals the TRUE problem in Africa... not AIDS, lack of education, poverty, nor famine... That is nothing compare to the real problem...

The African government keeps Lions bloodthirsty killers when they can be taught to do good for man... What is this conspiracy to keep the great cats from being truly great!?

OMG, you monster! You are taking away the Christians' free speech rights with your political correctness, you Social Justice Warrior you!!!!!!! [/conservolibertarianlampoon]

Here is what the lions have to say about that