Lead in the Water in Utah Town... presumably

[Jimmy Higgins]

So, there was apparently a walkout in a school located in Utah, allegedly regarding "furries". As people might know... well, the less you know the better.

Several students and adults participated in an hours-long walkout from Utah’s Mt. Nebo Middle School on Wednesday.

The reason for the protest? Furries.

Now I know what you are thinking... this is a school. WTF is going on?

The students said there are attacks from the furries every day, but were unsure of how many furries there actually are at the school, shouting out numbers ranging from five to 100 students who identify as such.

The school’s “furry” population is accused of biting, scratching, spraying air freshener on, barking at and chasing other students.

“We’re standing up for what we believe is right,” a student said.

You BS meter is going off too, isn't it.
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However, Nebo County District spokesperson Seth Sorenson pushed back on the claims, saying no students are coming to school dressed in full-body animal costumes, according to The Salt Lake Tribune.

A group of students who came to school wearing headbands “that may have ears on them” were allegedly targeted by other students, Sorenson told families in a message sent last week before the protest. He said that the students allegedly targeted did not describe themselves as “furries,” The Salt Lake Tribune reported.

“These are pretty young kids,” Sorenson said. “You’ll have students that show up with headbands and giant bows; you’ll have students that show up dressed as their favorite basketball player, or baseball player. That’s just what kids this age do.”

So yeah... I think the water needs to be analyzed in this town.

 

[Derec]

They are not furries, they are species fluid. /s

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

That lead is bad stuff. I see Tennessee just passed a law banning poisonous chemtrails. Is there a shared water supply between Tennessee and Utah?

Oh Dear God, Tennessee Just Passed a Bill Banning Chemtrails, Which Are Not Real​

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[scombrid]

Well the Congressman that thinks Jeremy Corbells and George Knapp have real evidence of UFOs and invited them to Congress with their patsy to testify about such is from Tennessee so the GOP being on the chemtrail train is not surprising.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

The jet stream arriving in Tennessee typically passes over Utah. Maybe Utah chemtrails are the real culprit and furry fucking is just a symptom.

And where will this thread be moved to?

 

[Elixir]

That lead is bad stuff. I see Tennessee just passed a law banning poisonous chemtrails. Is there a shared water supply between Tennessee and Utah?

Oh Dear God, Tennessee Just Passed a Bill Banning Chemtrails, Which Are Not Real​

Hey, these jackasses get paid plenty to protect you from them. You can’t say they’re not doing the job!

 

[ideologyhunter]

It's fine for you to poke fun at the Tennessee legislature. Not so fine if you live in Murfreesboro. There, days after an hours-long chemtrail hovered over the city, state troopers were called to Lytle Creek, where residents who had been frog-gigging reported seeing gay activity among the frogs. Troopers Chad Boleen and Ted Hood wrote in their report:

Arrived Lytle Creek embankment 1300 hrs. Small group of excited citizens led us down embankment. Local boy age 18 pointed out two frogs on mud bank across creek, fisting. Two frogs closer to us were what I think is called scissoring. Officer Hood dispatched both frogs with shotgun. Parts bagged as evidence. (State Police lab tentatively ID'd both deceased as females.) Local gigger named Thetis Cleburne then approached officers and said he heard strange sounds coming from marsh grass up yonder. Led us through brambles a piece and loud croaking commenced to be heard, along with unidentified music. Hard to orientate ourselves due to growth. Finally, close up on the highest growth, the sound grew loudest. Both officers fired shotguns into the brambles. Much confused sound and splashing as survivors fled. We then entered brambles and found, in the middle part, a sort of hollowed out space in the grass, which had been decorated with purple loosestrife blossoms. (Trooper Hood: I emphasize, purple.) Found and confiscated a copy of the Yentl soundtrack by B. Streisand. This was not even a CD, but a beat-up cassette, along with old water-logged batttery-op player. Apparent frog sperm evident on scene, in quantity. Cleburne stated he never seen anything like this, and he gigged here since the 1960s, and "I aint seen the like. Must be that chemmy trail." Frog parts, cassette, cassette player, frog sperm logged in at station at 1500 hrs.
C. Boleen
T. Hood