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I am Tonald Drump. I have a vast real estate fortune that makes me huge amounts of money.
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I'm Uncle Joe Biden, not "Buden", and I'm your worst nightmare, you sick fuck. You think I messed up Cornpop? I'm going to put you away forever. I coordinate a 50-state cabal and you're never going to get free of us. Nothing that happens to you is by chance and all of it proceeds from my legal pad, my typewriter, and a stack of carbon paper. Fani Willis? I had footage of her at an Upchurch concert. Now she does what I say. Judge Merchan? He did blow with Hunter, and I have the cell phone video.
Oh yeah -- your illiterate tweets and Truth Social screeds? We hacked your spellcheck, you dumb ass. That's why your perfectly spelled messages, in exquisite English, come out like the ravings of a goth 7th grader with all Cs and Ds.
That chronic incontinence, that forces you to stock up on hefty-size Depends? I have friends at AquaFina who owe me, you poor sap. (Try switching brands -- I got em all covered.)
Best of all, I'm the master of genial, folksy, crinkly-eyed kindliness. "Who, me? A plotter? I don't know what the Sam Hill he's talking about."
This message will erase in five seconds. Schmuck.
Oh yeah -- your illiterate tweets and Truth Social screeds? We hacked your spellcheck, you dumb ass. That's why your perfectly spelled messages, in exquisite English, come out like the ravings of a goth 7th grader with all Cs and Ds.
That chronic incontinence, that forces you to stock up on hefty-size Depends? I have friends at AquaFina who owe me, you poor sap. (Try switching brands -- I got em all covered.)
Best of all, I'm the master of genial, folksy, crinkly-eyed kindliness. "Who, me? A plotter? I don't know what the Sam Hill he's talking about."
This message will erase in five seconds. Schmuck.
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As well it might be!
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I am real.
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@Janice Rael some background: some months ago we had a nutter butter woo-woo crazy pants through here spamming binary and claiming he was god and all that.
To get to the more ironic and self-aware subtexts of the joke, you would have to read my "ripping apart god" thread and possibly my post to the "inventing jesus" thread, because the way I use these words implies even a vanilla human without superpowers who didn't create this universe at all could satisfy my definition of 'god', but this doesn't elevate such a being to 'god of this world' or 'God'.
In some ways this serves as my way of poking fun at the gnostic belief that coming to understand certain things "makes you one with them", leading to a phenomena wherein some folks believe that their esoteric insights make them gods, complete with super powers.
To get to the more ironic and self-aware subtexts of the joke, you would have to read my "ripping apart god" thread and possibly my post to the "inventing jesus" thread, because the way I use these words implies even a vanilla human without superpowers who didn't create this universe at all could satisfy my definition of 'god', but this doesn't elevate such a being to 'god of this world' or 'God'.
In some ways this serves as my way of poking fun at the gnostic belief that coming to understand certain things "makes you one with them", leading to a phenomena wherein some folks believe that their esoteric insights make them gods, complete with super powers.
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Oooh, I do want to read those threads, and learn your talking points and persuasive language. I am into words. Link me, please, @Jarhyn ? Thank you.
That said, when I made the post "I am real" in reply to this thread, titled "Lie to Me," where the word-using infidel humor-having people post, and can see or may have awareness about my legal name...
My intent (ohhh jeez) was to enable laughter at the absurdity of the concept, the content, and/or of spelling words. I am into words. But I only speak English.
Unreal, isn't it.
That said, when I made the post "I am real" in reply to this thread, titled "Lie to Me," where the word-using infidel humor-having people post, and can see or may have awareness about my legal name...
My intent (ohhh jeez) was to enable laughter at the absurdity of the concept, the content, and/or of spelling words. I am into words. But I only speak English.
Unreal, isn't it.
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