Meanwhile, in the headlines...

[Jimmy Higgins]

Facebook reports that 24% of birthday wishes and 46% of all birthday wish likes are posted from the toilet.


Regifted parenting book reaches fifth set of parents this Xmas and remains unread past page 5.


FEMA warns families that Trump supporters won't remain silent during Xmas festivities, warned to take precautions.


Over 500 jobs saved from going to Mexico at Carrier Production plant in Indiana to be lost to automation instead.


Critics rave as to how not quite as disappointing Star Wars - Rogue One is.


Viewers of The Man In High Castle to be disappointed to find out the man is really a broad in a modest villa.

 

[Elixir]

Great idea for a thread, JH But links should be required...

"Crazy claim THIS picture is proof Jesus travelled through time and brought back satellite "

 

[James Brown]

U.S. Christians Brace for Brutal Onslaught of 'Happy Holidays' Attacks

Canada Braces for Influx of American Refugees

Journey Song Becomes Unlikely Worship Hit After Accidental Christian Radio Broadcast

 

[Earl IV]

Facebook reports that 24% of birthday wishes and 46% of all birthday wish likes are posted from the toilet.

...

100% of my FB posts are from the toilet

 

[ZiprHead]

Facebook reports that 24% of birthday wishes and 46% of all birthday wish likes are posted from the toilet.

...

100% of my FB posts are from the toilet

I'm posting in nothing but my undies. Not a pretty sight.

 

[ZiprHead]

Man Loses To Bear In Hot Dog Eating Contest

 

[James Brown]

Amateur.

 

[Elixir]

100% of my FB posts are from the toilet

I'm posting in nothing but my undies. Not a pretty sight.

What are you doing in My Undies?

 

[James Brown]

First time I've ever seen the term 'bralettes.'

 

[ZiprHead]

I'm posting in nothing but my undies. Not a pretty sight.

What are you doing in My Undies?

Uh oh. My secret's out.

 

[Thomas II]