Jimmy Higgins
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So, scandal! A "noose" is found in the garage of Bubba Wallace, the only black driver in NASCAR. Blacks in auto racing isn't common, probably something about washing hands issues. Regardless, Wallace overcame this and drives the number 43 car, which is partly owned by some guy named Dick... people call him a king. No idea what that is about..
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah! The "noose" <- notice the quotes, because some people lie about nooses. NASCAR had recently banned the Confederate Battle Flag from events. This made some white people angry. There was some thinking that people were very angry about this and lashed out at Bubba Wallace.
The FBI was on the way to deal with this. Meanwhile, NASCAR drivers show a moment of unity as they walk along with Bubba Wallace's car in a contrived act of I suppose unity. It wasn't particularly organic, but NASCAR, for some reason afraid that the "noose" was legit for reasons I can't imagine, wants to try and work on their image of a Southern Racing division that became obsolete over 10 years ago. It is better than nothing.
So pretty quickly, the FBI announces something great. It isn't a noose, it is a rope to pull down the garage down. *phew* No racism, just a misunderstanding.
The one thing that hasn't been really going around though... the "noose"... you know... the thing that actually cause all of this.
Well, NASCAR has confirmed that a picture that was leaked is what caused all this nothing. I report, I decide, you clicked the link, you can't unclick that link! Below is what caused all this silliness!

Yeah... umm... I want to thank the FBI for looking into this so thoroughly. But based on my limited experience with knots, that seems a bit... overkill for a knot for a garage door. Now, the good news is this still might not be racism. This could have been Jeff Gordon's pit back in 1998 and NASCAR fans hated him too (from California).
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah! The "noose" <- notice the quotes, because some people lie about nooses. NASCAR had recently banned the Confederate Battle Flag from events. This made some white people angry. There was some thinking that people were very angry about this and lashed out at Bubba Wallace.
The FBI was on the way to deal with this. Meanwhile, NASCAR drivers show a moment of unity as they walk along with Bubba Wallace's car in a contrived act of I suppose unity. It wasn't particularly organic, but NASCAR, for some reason afraid that the "noose" was legit for reasons I can't imagine, wants to try and work on their image of a Southern Racing division that became obsolete over 10 years ago. It is better than nothing.
So pretty quickly, the FBI announces something great. It isn't a noose, it is a rope to pull down the garage down. *phew* No racism, just a misunderstanding.
The one thing that hasn't been really going around though... the "noose"... you know... the thing that actually cause all of this.
Well, NASCAR has confirmed that a picture that was leaked is what caused all this nothing. I report, I decide, you clicked the link, you can't unclick that link! Below is what caused all this silliness!

Yeah... umm... I want to thank the FBI for looking into this so thoroughly. But based on my limited experience with knots, that seems a bit... overkill for a knot for a garage door. Now, the good news is this still might not be racism. This could have been Jeff Gordon's pit back in 1998 and NASCAR fans hated him too (from California).
