New ChatGPT App to Browse/Post on Social Media for User

[Jimmy Higgins]

San Francisco, CA -- OpenAI, the developers of ChatGPT, have announced the planned release of a new App that will change social media use forever. During the conference call, the new app, ForU, was announced to be the biggest change in the way we use the Internet.

"Instead of people wasting their time on Social Media, trying to parse through what is real or fake, we developed an App to do that for them," noted Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI.

It is estimated that the average adult American consumes 1.2 hours of social media a day. With this ForU, this will dwindle to 0 hours as the App will browse vacuous content, place comments most people will never read, forward content to other users, and even post on social media based on a ridiculously complicated algorithm that'll only be 17% accurate about what you do or don't life.... completely on its own for you.

"This will free people up to do things that actually matter in their lives," stated Altman.

 

[ZiprHead]

Was this written by the app?

 

[pood]

Guessing Onion.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Guessing Onion.

The better guess would be Jimmy Higgins.

 

[pood]

Nice job!

 

[pood]

Dead internet theory

 

[pood]

Maybe we are all p-zombies in a simulation!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Dead internet theory

I don't think that is much of a theory as maybe a bit exaggerated, but ultimately pretty true. You have no idea what comments are legitimate these days and then all the likes and comments on those.

 

[bilby]

The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.

- Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

An app to save the tedium of posting to social media seems like the obvious next step; Some kind of Electric Troll that can detect and pwn anything remotely lib, perhaps by posting a roll-eyes automatically, could save hours of labour every week.