Obama's going to stay in office for a third term!

[Underseer]

http://www.wnd.com/2015/03/why-wouldnt-obama-stick-around/
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/farah-obama-third-term

Or wait. That's not it. Obama is not planning on serving a third term. He's going to remain president for life!

http://www.infowars.com/obama-president-for-life-h-j-res-15-bill/

I guess 8 years was not enough to destroy America! Surely the FEMA re-education camps will open up any day now! The jack-booted thugs are coming to your house to take your guns!

*sigh*

You know, I spend all this time doing ridiculous posts that spoof right wing arguments, and yet I can't be half as ridiculous as the actual arguments right wingers make.

 

[Axulus]

http://www.wnd.com/2015/03/why-wouldnt-obama-stick-around/
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/farah-obama-third-term

Or wait. That's not it. Obama is not planning on serving a third term. He's going to remain president for life!

http://www.infowars.com/obama-president-for-life-h-j-res-15-bill/

I guess 8 years was not enough to destroy America! Surely the FEMA re-education camps will open up any day now! The jack-booted thugs are coming to your house to take your guns!

*sigh*

You know, I spend all this time doing ridiculous posts that spoof right wing arguments, and yet I can't be half as ridiculous as the actual arguments right wingers make.

Obama already established himself as a dictator. 47 patriotic and courageous republicans tried to stand up to this dictator by warning Iran that this dictator is trying to violate our constitution! You don't really think he'll step down, do you?

 

[arkirk]

http://www.wnd.com/2015/03/why-wouldnt-obama-stick-around/
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/farah-obama-third-term

Or wait. That's not it. Obama is not planning on serving a third term. He's going to remain president for life!

http://www.infowars.com/obama-president-for-life-h-j-res-15-bill/

I guess 8 years was not enough to destroy America! Surely the FEMA re-education camps will open up any day now! The jack-booted thugs are coming to your house to take your guns!

*sigh*

You know, I spend all this time doing ridiculous posts that spoof right wing arguments, and yet I can't be half as ridiculous as the actual arguments right wingers make.

Obama already established himself as a dictator. 47 patriotic and courageous republicans tried to stand up to this dictator by warning Iran that this dictator is trying to violate our constitution! You don't really think he'll step down, do you?

Yup! Underseer....I can't imagine Obama would want any more of the shit he has been given by this congress, the press, and even the progressives have no use for him. I think it is two and out for this puppy! In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if he did a disappearing act as soon as this term ends...ala Dubbiya.

 

[fast]

Obama already established himself as a dictator. 47 patriotic and courageous republicans tried to stand up to this dictator by warning Iran that this dictator is trying to violate our constitution! You don't really think he'll step down, do you?

Yup! Underseer....I can't imagine Obama would want any more of the shit he has been given by this congress, the press, and even the progressives have no use for him. I think it is two and out for this puppy! In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if he did a disappearing act as soon as this term ends...ala Dubbiya.

I'm surprises about a thing or two myself.

 

[ideologyhunter]

There's just something about the serene, clear-headed logic of the Republicans in the past six years and two months that gives me a swelling confidence that they are the party to lead us into a prosperous future. For leadership requires an august grace and a simple, benevolent sense of stature and proportion. And Republicans, you have that. I see it in your leadership and in your great flagship organization, The Fox News, and even in the rank and file in the coffee shops of America. Hail to you, Republicans. You will make it morning again in America.

 

[repoman]

Obama already established himself as a dictator. 47 patriotic and courageous republicans tried to stand up to this dictator by warning Iran that this dictator is trying to violate our constitution! You don't really think he'll step down, do you?

I just noticed that 47 is the number of Ronin from the historic event that became Chushingura in Japan. Let them march down to the white house and perform Seppuku.



This is a superb video. Seems to be about the legend and not about what really happened, but IMHO the legend is more important.

 

[Jason Harvestdancer]

http://www.wnd.com/2015/03/why-wouldnt-obama-stick-around/
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/farah-obama-third-term

Or wait. That's not it. Obama is not planning on serving a third term. He's going to remain president for life!

http://www.infowars.com/obama-president-for-life-h-j-res-15-bill/

I guess 8 years was not enough to destroy America! Surely the FEMA re-education camps will open up any day now! The jack-booted thugs are coming to your house to take your guns!

*sigh*

You know, I spend all this time doing ridiculous posts that spoof right wing arguments, and yet I can't be half as ridiculous as the actual arguments right wingers make.

Just be yourself instead of pretending to be a progressive. Nobody believes your Poe act anymore anyway. Go ahead and be yourself, that alone will show us how ridiculous conservative Republicans are.

 

[NobleSavage]

You need to mix it up or try a different stick, Underseer.

 

[Angry Floof]

I agree. The actual crazy going on has long since surpassed Underseer's talents.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I agree. The actual crazy going on has long since surpassed Underseer's talents.

I can only imagine in the Onion press room, an idea about something so crazy as Republicans allowing an Obama nominee to go through hearing process and voted on without ridiculous restrictions... and wondering if that is so outrageously improbable that such a simple thing could be funny now.

 

[Angry Floof]

I agree. The actual crazy going on has long since surpassed Underseer's talents.

I can only imagine in the Onion press room, an idea about something so crazy as Republicans allowing an Obama nominee to go through hearing process and voted on without ridiculous restrictions... and wondering if that is so outrageously improbable that such a simple thing could be funny now.

Seriously. "Republicans allow Obama nominee through hearing process without ridiculous restrictions" would be kind of like "Sarah Palin seeks scientific advice on vegetarian diet for her family"

 

[Underseer]

http://www.wnd.com/2015/03/why-wouldnt-obama-stick-around/
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/farah-obama-third-term

Or wait. That's not it. Obama is not planning on serving a third term. He's going to remain president for life!

http://www.infowars.com/obama-president-for-life-h-j-res-15-bill/

I guess 8 years was not enough to destroy America! Surely the FEMA re-education camps will open up any day now! The jack-booted thugs are coming to your house to take your guns!

*sigh*

You know, I spend all this time doing ridiculous posts that spoof right wing arguments, and yet I can't be half as ridiculous as the actual arguments right wingers make.

Obama already established himself as a dictator. 47 patriotic and courageous republicans tried to stand up to this dictator by warning Iran that this dictator is trying to violate our constitution! You don't really think he'll step down, do you?

Well, he already has that secret weather weapon and he brazenly sports his secret Muslim ring in public, which proves that he was really born in Kenya because he was sent to America as a secret terrorist spy baby as part of an elaborate conspiracy run by a bunch of illiterate Kenyan goat herders who were able to accurately predict when America would elect its first black president.

I feel so inadequate. I try so hard to lampoon their arguments, but the actual arguments are orders of magnitude more ridiculous than any I can concoct.

 

[arkirk]

Obama already established himself as a dictator. 47 patriotic and courageous republicans tried to stand up to this dictator by warning Iran that this dictator is trying to violate our constitution! You don't really think he'll step down, do you?

Well, he already has that secret weather weapon and he brazenly sports his secret Muslim ring in public, which proves that he was really born in Kenya because he was sent to America as a secret terrorist spy baby as part of an elaborate conspiracy run by a bunch of illiterate Kenyan goat herders who were able to accurately predict when America would elect its first black president.

I feel so inadequate. I try so hard to lampoon their arguments, but the actual arguments are orders of magnitude more ridiculous than any I can concoct.

And it gets WORSE! One of the McLaughlin group last nite suggested that the next President appoint Barack Obama to the supreme court. I would suggest he first study due process just a little bit more. Gone will be his days of keeping a hit list for extrajudicial killings by drones. About the last thing we need is this man on the Supreme Court.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

Say what you will, folks, but when I voted for Obama I had to check off all the appropriate boxes:

Communist - check

Hates America - check

Muslim - check

Takes oath on Koran - check

Secular extremist - check

Antichrist - check

Gay - check

Pro abortion - check

Not a White Christian - check

No birth certificate - check

Atheist - check

Dictator for Life - check


That's from memory. There are likely some I can't recall as it's been a while since I voted.

 

[Underseer]

Say what you will, folks, but when I voted for Obama I had to check off all the appropriate boxes:

Communist - check

Hates America - check

Muslim - check

Takes oath on Koran - check

Secular extremist - check

Antichrist - check

Gay - check

Pro abortion - check

Not a White Christian - check

No birth certificate - check

Atheist - check

Dictator for Life - check


That's from memory. There are likely some I can't recall as it's been a while since I voted.

You forgot heroin addict. The guy who "proved" that Obama is gay also proved that Obama is hooked on heroin. How could you possibly forget that important detail?

 

[Ford]

I'm still waiting for the FEMA camps where I'll be microchipped like a dog, forced to convert to Islam, and have my guns taken away.

 

[ZiprHead]

I'm still waiting for the FEMA camps where I'll be microchipped like a dog, forced to convert to Islam, and have my guns taken away.

There's still time...

 

[Axulus]

Say what you will, folks, but when I voted for Obama I had to check off all the appropriate boxes:

Communist - check

Hates America - check

Muslim - check

Takes oath on Koran - check

Secular extremist - check

Antichrist - check

Gay - check

Pro abortion - check

Not a White Christian - check

No birth certificate - check

Atheist - check

Dictator for Life - check


That's from memory. There are likely some I can't recall as it's been a while since I voted.

You forgot heroin addict. The guy who "proved" that Obama is gay also proved that Obama is hooked on heroin. How could you possibly forget that important detail?

He also forgot love child of Malcom X.

 

[ideologyhunter]

You also left out that, when they're not on Xbox, Sasha and Malia ARE the Obamacare death panel.

 

[Underseer]

You forgot heroin addict. The guy who "proved" that Obama is gay also proved that Obama is hooked on heroin. How could you possibly forget that important detail?

He also forgot love child of Malcom X.

I completely missed that one. Who claimed he is the illegitimate love child of Malcolm X?