thebeave
Contributor
When you get to be my age, it is no longer necessary for someone to be mid-dump.The bad news about walking into a bathroom when someone is mid-dump is the smell. The good news? I can fart and walk away guilt-free.
When you get to be my age, it is no longer necessary for someone to be mid-dump.The bad news about walking into a bathroom when someone is mid-dump is the smell. The good news? I can fart and walk away guilt-free.
Or a big fart comes out just before you sit down and now your head is right in the middle of the noxious cloud.When you get to be my age, it is no longer necessary for someone to be mid-dump.The bad news about walking into a bathroom when someone is mid-dump is the smell. The good news? I can fart and walk away guilt-free.
Yep. Its funny how farts are a big part of your life when you're growing up, then it goes on pause until you get old, then farting becomes a big issue again.Or a big fart comes out just before you sit down and now your head is right in the middle of the noxious cloud.When you get to be my age, it is no longer necessary for someone to be mid-dump.The bad news about walking into a bathroom when someone is mid-dump is the smell. The good news? I can fart and walk away guilt-free.
I don’t think crossing the international date line is require to have smelled it yesterday. Wherever Trump was yesterday, you would have smelt it. And the day before, and tomorrow too.If you're sailing east on the Presidential yacht, and Trump farts as you cross the International Date Line, did you smell it yesterday?