Jason Harvestdancer
Contributor
Regulate the Dating Market
Quite a modest proposal there, but think of the implications. Did you know there are people who have racial preferences in their dating lives? They actually prefer to date people of one race over another, and this agency can finally tackle that horribly racist attitude. People will be screened for such an attitude during their CARE training sessions, and if found to be at risk can be assigned Affirmative Action dates with their least preferred race until they get over such a negative attitude. Those who cannot be remedied of such attitudes can be denied the right to date. I know that I need this for myself. I find myself most strongly attracted to Latinas. That leaves many desirable women of other races at a comparative disadvantage, and a government agency to correct my own behavior is exactly what I need. I need government to control my behavior.
But racial equality is only the first step. If you read the writings of Tumblr Feminists and of Social Justice Warriors, you will see the problem is much more severe than that. Sexual orientation is a social construct taught to us on the basis of having a cis-het father and a cis-het mother in the artificial construct of a nuclear family. People will need to learn to date people outside their primary gender preference - and having a gender preference is a social construct in the first place.
There are women out there who cannot get dates with men simply because they are physically men. Not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas. It is unfair to discriminate on the basis of anatomy. If someone thinks he is a woman he should be treated as a woman - even on the dating market. Any man that refuses to date "her" should be sent to CARE retraining until he realizes he is wrong. It is time to use CARE to eliminate the scourge of "trans-phobia" and to realize that people are what they claim to be in spite of any and all evidence to the contrary.
Quite a modest proposal there, but think of the implications. Did you know there are people who have racial preferences in their dating lives? They actually prefer to date people of one race over another, and this agency can finally tackle that horribly racist attitude. People will be screened for such an attitude during their CARE training sessions, and if found to be at risk can be assigned Affirmative Action dates with their least preferred race until they get over such a negative attitude. Those who cannot be remedied of such attitudes can be denied the right to date. I know that I need this for myself. I find myself most strongly attracted to Latinas. That leaves many desirable women of other races at a comparative disadvantage, and a government agency to correct my own behavior is exactly what I need. I need government to control my behavior.
But racial equality is only the first step. If you read the writings of Tumblr Feminists and of Social Justice Warriors, you will see the problem is much more severe than that. Sexual orientation is a social construct taught to us on the basis of having a cis-het father and a cis-het mother in the artificial construct of a nuclear family. People will need to learn to date people outside their primary gender preference - and having a gender preference is a social construct in the first place.
There are women out there who cannot get dates with men simply because they are physically men. Not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas. It is unfair to discriminate on the basis of anatomy. If someone thinks he is a woman he should be treated as a woman - even on the dating market. Any man that refuses to date "her" should be sent to CARE retraining until he realizes he is wrong. It is time to use CARE to eliminate the scourge of "trans-phobia" and to realize that people are what they claim to be in spite of any and all evidence to the contrary.
