Roses are red,

[Elixir]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
But if you have a hammer
They can be red too

 

[Keith&Co.]

Didn’t know where to put this timely message, but it seemed to want to be here.

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Roses are red,
Cupid has a stammer,
Surprise your Valentine!
Half off Love Hammers!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Some professionals get
Nought but derision,

 

[Keith&Co.]

But sometimes a job,
Is the envy of the City,

 

[Keith&Co.]

Roses are red,
As are the fires of damnation,

 

[Keith&Co.]

Sometimes there's signs,
Of great, grand designs,
But there's also declines,
Then





...Burma Shave

 

[Keith&Co.]

They thought they were
Answering Destiny's calls,

Burma Shave

 

[Bomb#20]

Roses are red,
Royalists' prayer:

 

[athee]

What shall I do?
Just stay and pay rent?

 

[Hermit]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just to be blunt
Jones is a

(The speaker is Alan Jones, Australia's #1 shock jock and prominent right wing nutcase.)