Rule 34 came true again: Analyzing Lego Porn, the Fetish That Will Ruin Your Childhood

[phands]

I thought I was pretty aware of the world's odd proclivities, but this is a total surprise....

“If something exists, there is porn of it:” Welcome to Rule 34,a weekly column in which Motherboard’s Samantha Cole lovingly explores the highly specific fetishes that can be found on the web. If you’ve thought of it, someone’s jerked off to it.

The links and videos in this article may be considered NSFW.
Kids smushing dolls and action figures together in vaguely erotic ways can be part of developing and maturing into a sexual human being. Some of those kids grew up to keep grinding their Lego minifigures together. In adulthood, they’re stop-motion cinematographers and artists. This is Lego porn.

Agalmatophilia is the sexual attraction to a statue, doll, or other figurative object. Sex dolls and statues would fall under this, too, but I think sexualizing Lego figures is kind of a mix of those two.
The longer you look for Lego porn, the more you see, and the more you see, the more have you wonder what the odds are that someone near and dear to you is consuming Lego-themed fetishism as their kink. There’s a subreddit dedicated to Lego porn with 725 subscribers, and only 15 posts over five years, but it’s quality over quantity—which makes me think a lot more people are consuming than making Lego porn.
There’s the Big Lego Porn Album, a glorious repository of some of the greatest Lego porn, from New Yorker style cartoons of Lego sex workers to tentacle-Lego crossovers. Several of the images are watermarked with drew.corrupt.net, which now redirects to a Japanese-language blog about someone’s toddler, and definitely not hardcore brick fucking. This album has more than 34,000 views.

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/d3emnj/rule-34-lego-porn

 

[bilby]

Surely someone is pulling your leg(o).

 

[Terrell]

Rule 34 is if it exists there's porn of it. Rule 36 is the one about fetishes.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RulesOfTheInternet

 

[Keith&Co.]

Yes, 'fetish' is overused.

It's something that you can't have successful sex without.

Porn of something could be fetish, could also be kink, interest, humor, or merely a technical exercise. "How WOULD a centaur that's into bondage arrange his bedroom....?"

Or something you download just to leave on the coffee table before your mom's bridge club visits...