Sarah Palin: Bristol Is Pregnant Again Because God Gives You Many Chances Not To Sin [VIDEO]

[Cheerful Charlie]

Waiting for God to pull the trigger....

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/sar...hen-america-is-ready-for-someone-going-rogue/

Former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin said on Tuesday that she was ready to hit the campaign trail but was waiting for a sign from God.
During an appearance on ABC’s Good Morning America, host Robin Roberts asked what it would take for the former Alaska governor to throw her hat in the ring.
“What it would take would be knowing the American public would be ready for someone going rogue, you know, calling it like they see it, and having the experience that they see could be put to good use in the name of service,” she explained. “If I really felt that was there in terms of support, I would be more than willing to serve.”
“And also, living my life, putting it in God’s hands, knowing you just never know what door may be opened,” she continued. “And if the door is open, I’m built to run through it, man. Charge through it.”

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Quick legal question - if we build that door she's going to charge through on the edge of a cliff, is that funny or is it murder?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Quick legal question - if we build that door she's going to charge through on the edge of a cliff, is that funny or is it murder?

Both. Especially if we can get writers from The Naked Gun to script it.

 

[Colonel Sanders]

Come on, the chick likes cock. And she likes it so much she can't wait thirty seconds for a condom or spend 4 seconds popping a pill in the morning. Her love of cock is so strong it overcomes all worries of looking like a hypocritical trollop bent on embarrassing her mom while simultaneously destroying her credibility even more.

Not that's a chick that likes to fuck.

Don't say you don't want a woman who's that horny.

As long as you've had a vasectomy.

 

[Keith&Co.]

And she likes it so much she can't wait thirty seconds for a condom or spend 4 seconds popping a pill in the morning.

Maybe she likes the cock found on guys so dumb they put the condom on, but inside out?

 

[Potoooooooo]

Come on, the chick likes cock.

 

[Sarpedon]

wasn't it a lady contestant?

 

[Angry Floof]

Yeah, but he only gives those chances to redneck religious ideologues. All the pregnant women who don't believe the correct story of human sacrifice can fuck off and die.

 

[fromderinside]

No. It wasn't. No. You didn't.

 

[Celadon]

Yup, Bristol Palin is a spokesperson for abstinence -- receiving speaking fees to lecture all those other people about not having sex.

She denies it, of course. Even though her work with the Candle Foundation is well known and we can all watch her speeches online. Girls should "wait", and abstinence until marriage should be the goal of all girls. The hypocrisy (and stupidity) is really stunning.

But, it's ok if you're a republican. Right?

Don't make it so complicated. It's okay (to be a hypocrite) if you are being paid.