Satan worship on the rise, Chruch worried

[aeebee50]

Blasphemy! Santa has 8 reindeer on a clear night and he does not favor the USA by outfitting his sleigh with a couple of their flags when he's delivering presents all over the world. That has to be a fake picture.

Sorry, I don't know how that slipped by me...Here it is...

What not Rudolph? I love the song.

 

[Bronzeage]

There's always Santa and the sleigh...

Blasphemy! Santa has 8 reindeer on a clear night and he does not favor the USA by outfitting his sleigh with a couple of their flags when he's delivering presents all over the world. That has to be a fake picture.

American flags make great Christmas gifts. The picture would be more suspect if there were no flags.

 

[Thomas II]

Blasphemy! Santa has 8 reindeer on a clear night and he does not favor the USA by outfitting his sleigh with a couple of their flags when he's delivering presents all over the world. That has to be a fake picture.

American flags make great Christmas gifts. The picture would be more suspect if there were no flags.

I like the flag, but also was the issue of the 8 reindeer...And by golly, Atheos needs the 8 reindeer, and so he got them...

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Atheos]

Maybe someone misread the thread title. It's about Satan worship, not Santa worship.

 

[Thomas II]

Maybe someone misread the thread title. It's about Satan worship, not Santa worship.

 

[DBT]

Maybe someone misread the thread title. It's about Satan worship, not Santa worship.

It's not far off, many of the letters are the same.....

 

[Bacillus anthracis]

Tru dat. Superman would never sell if he was real. The writers need drama. The reality is that Lex Luthor would never stand a snowball's chance against that kind of power. Same with Yahweh.

Even fiction, Superman never sold to me. I can't think of a more uninteresting superhero than Superman.

If only religion had been more interesting and made more sense, then it would be more like Batman and I would be a believer.

Yeah. I never thought of it that way. Superman can never lose--or at least has such a small chance of losing that the only thing to watch for is how the Kryptonite is going to get removed from the villain so that Superman can kick the living shit out of him.

A God's even less suspenseful. He wins every time and there's no Kryptonite that can foil him.

But people love a winner, so everyone jumps on the God Bandwagon. But if God had any weaknesses that were exploitable, humanity would end up going 1/3 for God, 1/3 for Satan, and 1/3 who, under human conditions would think they were being wise, but then would see how wrong they were when it came to God-Wars. They'd be deep fried with 1/3 who took a side and lost.

But if God lost, his side would go into hiding and then come out and be all "Yeah for motherfuckin' Yahweh" n' shit. And then they'd wage asymmetrical warfare against Satan.

Man, that'd be bitchin'.

Or what if Superman is Satan? Then Kryptonite wouldn't be needed because God would totally kick his ass. But that puts back into the lack of suspense problem. God and Superman; the endless circle.

 

[arnoldo]

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[hinduwoman]

Exactly!
Hinduism is the Great Satan, so it really could be a projection of secret fears in the minds of the Churchmen.

 

[arnoldo]

Tal Brooke writes about his experiences in India in his book, Avatar of the Night.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

Yog Sogoth! Yog Sogoth! Come back old ones! Yog Sogoth!