Let's see. There were capital losses at three (3) of my properties.
Bada Bing! Lounge - in Jersey, outside Lodi on Rte. 17. We did fine on beverage sales, but I put my idiot son-in-law, Gerald Cushman, in charge of entertainment. Before I knew it, he had his wife on the pole, and that is a sight that only a father or husband should see. Long story short, she didn't want to do it, and she put out so much attitude that some of the customers threw money at her to get her off the stage. Major downturn in second and third quarter profits. Cushman is a fucking dumbass, but I feel obligated to keep him on.
Pee Pee Creek Casino and Golf Course - outside Waverly, Ohio, on the banks of Pee Pee Creek. This place should make money like the U.S. mint, and we did post a respectable second year profit of something like 1.3 mill. Then a customer spilled a drink on the Christina Aguilera Chair (she actually sat on it during our grand opening festivities) which ruined the chair, which is valued at 1.4 million. Result, net loss.
Ideologyhunter Hospitality Suites and Resort - Kentucky, .5 mile from the Ark Experience. We experienced a loss on this property due to three (3) unforeseen factors: tourists got tired of trying to spell and key in the name of the resort, and went with Omni instead; poor decision by management, for which I take responsibility, to place no Bibles in the guest rooms but instead copies of Letter to a Christian Nation by Sam Harris; dead Russian hospitality hostess found in the executive suite. Any one of these could hurt a growing business, and all three combined to hurt our profit margin like a bitch.
Total assessed value of properties: $32 million plus luxury boat access rights on Pee Pee Creek.
Final tax bill for fiscal 2019, $110.10. I am contesting $40 of that, because we had to improvise a body bag for the Russian hostess, and we used an old golf bag that was worth at least $40, if not $100.