Stormy Daniels has lots of memories of Donald Trump’s penis — and they’re all bad

[Keith&Co.]

On the plus side, Melania will now know for sure that he cheated.

Well, I doubt that came as a surprise, but I do wonder if it was mentioned in the prenup.

Hell. It was almost certainly understood that infidelity would be a feature of the marriage.

Well,myeah, but i wonder if there was language about affairs that made national headlines...

"Fuck who you want, is free. Embarrass me, cost you million per bimbo...."

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Derec]

[/FONT]SMALL, BUT NOT FREAKISHLY SMALL
[FONT=&]That is how Daniels described Trump’s penis. It was “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small,” the porn star recalls. “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.

To be fair to Trump, Stormy's sample of dicks she had in her is hardly representative, since she is a porn star and all.

And don't all penises look a little mushroom-like?

 

[Derec]

So why aren't all the conservatives and libertarians (who are completely different, but just happen to take similar positions)

Name one libertarian who was calling for impeachment because Clinton "did the BJ" with Monica?

 

[starwater]

OMG politics has gone to the fungus.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

So why aren't all the conservatives and libertarians (who are completely different, but just happen to take similar positions)

Name one libertarian who was calling for impeachment because Clinton "did the BJ" with Monica?

False premise. Trump impeachment is not about sex. Either way, one answer is Bob Barr. I will even add Ron Paul for free.

 

[RavenSky]

Shit, now we can expect tweets about his toad dick.

I suspect that's her way of letting Melania know her claims are true.

 

[RavenSky]

Ah dammit, you owe me a new keyboard

 

[Worldtraveller]

So because of the president's adultery, we are hearing detailed descriptions of the presidential penis.

During the Clinton administration, this was cited as a valid reason to impeach the president and remove him from office.

So why aren't all the conservatives and libertarians (who are completely different, but just happen to take similar positions) screaming for the immediate removal of Trump from office given that he is an adulterer, a perjurer, and little Johnny might hear about Nasty Things because of the president's immorality? Shouldn't we stop everything the government is doing (including going after terrorists) in order to focus everything on removing the president from office?

Is there some reason that lying about a blow job is grounds for impeachment, but lying about treason isn't?

I'm sure they'll claim that it's different because it didn't happen in the white house. Don't you know the white house is magic, sacred ground?

 

[Loren Pechtel]

OMG politics has gone to the fungus.

Is something rotting in the presidential anatomy?

 

[ZiprHead]

President Portobello.

 

[ideologyhunter]

BTW, 'Yeti pubes'? I think Huckabee Slander needs to redefine that as 'The Enchanted Forest'.

 

[phands]

"Alternative thatch"?

 

[Keith&Co.]

BTW, 'Yeti pubes'? I think Huckabee Slander needs to redefine that as 'The Enchanted Forest'.

Eugh...
Thanks for that reframing of Melania's White House decorations last Xmas...

 

[blastula]

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[ZiprHead]

Russian State TV Defends Trump’s Penis

 

[blastula]

And they would know, they have the video.

 

[RavenSky]

BTW, 'Yeti pubes'? I think Huckabee Slander needs to redefine that as 'The Enchanted Forest'.

Eugh...
Thanks for that reframing of Melania's White House decorations last Xmas...

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[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Regular trimming eliminates split ends.

 

[ideologyhunter]

God, I love that carrot shot. There's a ton more on Google image -- type in carrots that resemble naked people.