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TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN

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ZiprHead said:
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens.
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Wait, let me guess the race of this man. He's[ent]hellip[/ent]

oldalienprobes.jpg

Yup. He's white.

I've been to conservative discussion groups and message boards on the Internet. They love to post things like this, and if the person is not white, not Christian, etc., use that person to speculate on what's wrong with entire demographics. If I try to explain to them that this kind of generalization is a bad thing, I get accused of being an Evil Soshul Justuss Warryer and that I'm definitely wrong, and it's definitely a good idea to judge entire populations by things like this.

So, I finally accept that conservolibertarians are right and that I'm wrong.

So what do you think white mothers are doing wrong that causes white people to be cosplay kidnapper anal-rapists? Do you think it's because they don't spank their white children enough? Is it because they teach their children inferior white morals? Or are white people just genetically predisposed to be cosplay kidnapper anal-rapists?

Also, is it time to admit that white people are simply incompatible with civilized society? Remember, if you have a problem with anything I just said, you're a freedom-hating social justice warrior! [/conservolibertarianlogic]
 
ZiprHead said:
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens.
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ha ha... they certainly found the perfect mugshot to go with the article. But I learned something today. I thought it was spelled "analy". "Anally" sounds wrong to me
 
Patooka said:
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/world-news-daily/

These sources exclusively use humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. Primarily these sources are clear that they are satire and do not attempt to deceive.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_News_Daily_Report
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Thanks.

"World News Daily Report" and "World News Daily" sound an awful lot alike. Given that the latter reports on things like predicting the exact date Jesus will return, it's kind of hard to tell them apart.  Poe's law.
 
blastula said:
ZiprHead said:
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/te...nally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens.
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That's horrific. Why is this in the Humor forum????
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Because it wasn't California? Or just because it's funny...
 
Can we have a thread for satire, and articles that seem like satire but aren't? That'd be neat. I'm surprised there isn't one already.
 
Underseer said:
ZiprHead said:
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens.
Click to expand...
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Wait, let me guess the race of this man. He's[ent]hellip[/ent]

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Yup. He's white.

I've been to conservative discussion groups and message boards on the Internet. They love to post things like this, and if the person is not white, not Christian, etc., use that person to speculate on what's wrong with entire demographics. If I try to explain to them that this kind of generalization is a bad thing, I get accused of being an Evil Soshul Justuss Warryer and that I'm definitely wrong, and it's definitely a good idea to judge entire populations by things like this.

So, I finally accept that conservolibertarians are right and that I'm wrong.

So what do you think white mothers are doing wrong that causes white people to be cosplay kidnapper anal-rapists? Do you think it's because they don't spank their white children enough? Is it because they teach their children inferior white morals? Or are white people just genetically predisposed to be cosplay kidnapper anal-rapists?

Also, is it time to admit that white people are simply incompatible with civilized society? Remember, if you have a problem with anything I just said, you're a freedom-hating social justice warrior! [/conservolibertarianlogic]
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You're like King Racist on this forum. Broken record.
 
"TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN"

It's more fun to anally probe people while once you dress them up as aliens?
 
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