The Five Word Story

[Elixir]

The cowbell player piped up:

 

[ZiprHead]

"Polka is better with cowbell."

 

[ZiprHead]

The kazoo player disagrees vehemently.

 

[Elixir]

But nobody listens to kazoos.

 

[jonatha]

unless of course they're deaf.

 

[ZiprHead]

They're lucky to be deaf.

 

[Elixir]

or so they are told.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

However, vibrations can still penetrate.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Mokiki does the sloppy swish.

 

[ZiprHead]

Anne Hathaway loves the swish!

 

[Thomas II]

And don't call her Annie...