The Further Misadventures Of Disgraced President Trump

[Keith&Co.]

I am undecided as to whether President Trump has been our worst president.

fair enough, but i just wanna say


Four.

Four goddamned impeachments.

One for being an asshole.
One for a blowjob.
One for abuse of power and obstruction.
One for inciting insurrection.

Trump is HALF of those. And not the fun half, either.

 

[Politesse]

I am undecided as to whether President Trump has been our worst president.

fair enough, but i just wanna say


Four.

Four goddamned impeachments.

One for being an asshole.
One for a blowjob.
One for abuse of power and obstruction.
One for inciting insurrection.

Trump is HALF of those. And not the fun half, either.

Yes. There should have been other contenders though, really. I mean, our first president garnered votes by bribing electors with whiskey and Madeira...and fighting a civil insurrection, come to think of it. And the war profiteering that came with it. And the genocide of course. And the slavery. And then killing people for refusing to pay taxes on said whiskey. And...

Well, welcome to America. I guess we've always been like this!

 

[Gospel]

I am undecided as to whether President Trump has been our worst president.

fair enough, but i just wanna say


Four.

Four goddamned impeachments.

One for being an asshole.
One for a blowjob.
One for abuse of power and obstruction.
One for inciting insurrection.

Trump is HALF of those. And not the fun half, either.

Yes. There should have been other contenders though, really. I mean, our first president garnered votes by bribing electors with whiskey and Madeira...and fighting a civil insurrection, come to think of it. And the war profiteering that came with it. And the genocide of course. And the slavery. And then killing people for refusing to pay taxes on said whiskey. And...

Well, welcome to America. I guess we've always been like this!

At least those contenders had a thing called loyalty going for them. This one will throw himself under the bus if a get out of jail free card is under it.