the In My Pants thread

[bigfield]

PANTHERS IN MY PANTS IN THE PANTHER PANTHEON

 

[bilby]

Panzer pants. Reversible pants issued on the Russian front - standard camo on one side, and white on the other for snow camouflage.

 

[Davka]

There's a panther in my panzer pants?

 

[CJW]

Adapted from the New Posts Page:

I’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me… in my pants
The predominant factor in black deaths by police is more crimes committed … in my pants
House Majority Whip and White Supremacists … in my pants
Is there TV for smart people … in my pants
Another St. Louis area shooting … in my pants
Defining Evolution … in my pants
Ezell Ford autopsy report released … in my pants
Civilization: Beyond Earth … in my pants
Poverty is closer to our *natural* state … in my pants
Interview the Member Below You … in my pants
Sweden, Finland, and Ukraine joining NATO … in my pants
What are you doing right now … in my pants
When Idiots Attack: The Rise of Anti-intellectualism and the Illegalization of Critical Thought … in my pants
Why do you hate America … in my pants
Do you need an abortion? Did you bring a note … in my pants
Opinions - everyone has one. Are they all valid … in my pants
Capital punishment, Thoughts … in my pants
Mexican female bullfighter gored … in my pants
the In My Pants thread … in my pants
Caption Contest … in my pants
What is Racism … in my pants
Foodie Thread … in my pants
Things that make you laugh... in my pants
Almost all terrorists are Muslim derail split from "Rants" … in my pants

 

[Davka]

I got rants in my pants and I gotta dance!

 

[GenesisNemesis]

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FREETHOUGHT? DISGUSTING.

... in my pants.

 

[Mageth]

I would join in the conversation here, but I'm not a pantheist.

I am...I believe god is in my pants.

 

[Elixir]

I would join in the conversation here, but I'm not a pantheist.

And what, exactly, is a pantheist? Someone who believes in panthers?

No, a pantheist is when someone steals pants.

 

[Achwienichtig]

A pantheist is someone who believes my pants are god. It's a silly religion in my pants.

 

[Davka]

I don't believe in religion. OMFG in my pants.