Jimmy Higgins
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So anyway, I'm probably a couple years away from colonoscopies and the like, but I have someone in my family that needs a scan and was making with the drinking. And that got me, unfortunately, thinking about what is important in life. Like an SNL sketch with Melissa McCarthy's first day at a hospital on a floor with nothing but people drinking "The Juice". I also came up with an idea of carbonating it.
Regardless, I also was thinking of rebranding the product so it'd sound more exciting and get people into drinking it before their colonoscopies. These are the names I've arrived at so far:
Any ideas for the peanut gallery?
Regardless, I also was thinking of rebranding the product so it'd sound more exciting and get people into drinking it before their colonoscopies. These are the names I've arrived at so far:
- Blowhole
- Rectum Ravenger
- Jetstream
- Toilet Tantrum
- Bathroom Beast
- The Bum's Rush
- Porcelain Powerwash
- Backfire!
Any ideas for the peanut gallery?