The theme....?

[Keith&Co.]

So, I'm guessing, overpriced, paid through credit fraud, catered by illegals, both of them taking notes for a book deal and/or the deposition?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I assumed it meant the husband would fuck other women while she is pregnant... and when she isn’t pregnant.

 

[Elixir]

CONGRATULATIONS TO THESE PATRIOTS ?

 

[ZiprHead]

^^^ What a waste of ink... and oxygen.

 

[Patooka]

Catering done by McDonalds.
Officiate a Russian Orthodox priest.
No touching between bride and groom.

 

[Angry Floof]

Officiate a Russian Orthodox priest.

More likely a Southern Baptist preacher.