Things People Stick UP Their Ass

[ZiprHead]

Yup. After the blockage was removed.

Ya sure it was coffee and not contrast material for diagnostic exam? Some have the same color as coffee.

Nope. They told me it was coffee and there was no further exam. I blew like a geyser.

You're welcome for that image now in your heads. Big evil grin.

 

[Elixir]

Help me out Zipr - were you lying on your stomach? Otherwise the geyser visual is a stretch.

 

[ZiprHead]

Help me out Zipr - were you lying on your stomach? Otherwise the geyser visual is a stretch.

Actually sitting on a commode.

I think you're thinking of Tub Girl.

 

[Elixir]

First I ever heard of Tub Girl so, no …
And DONT TELL ME PLEASE!

 

[ZiprHead]

For those brave enough to look...

Spoiler: It won't kill you.

 

[thebeave]

Yup. After the blockage was removed.

Ya sure it was coffee and not contrast material for diagnostic exam? Some have the same color as coffee.

Nope. They told me it was coffee and there was no further exam. I blew like a geyser.

You're welcome for that image now in your heads. Big evil grin.

I'm still skeptical a legit hospital would give you a coffee enema. That's bona fide quackery.

 

[ZiprHead]

Yup. After the blockage was removed.

Ya sure it was coffee and not contrast material for diagnostic exam? Some have the same color as coffee.

Nope. They told me it was coffee and there was no further exam. I blew like a geyser.

You're welcome for that image now in your heads. Big evil grin.

I'm still skeptical a legit hospital would give you a coffee enema. That's bona fide quackery.

It's bonafide quackery to think it does things like cleans the liver or other alt medicine bullshit. And regular use as recommended by quackery is definitely a no no. But is sure cleaned the hell out of my colon. it's not like I'm going to have it done again.

 

[brewer]

It's bonafide quackery to think it does things like cleans the liver or other alt medicine bullshit. And regular use as recommended by quackery is definitely a no no. But is sure cleaned the hell out of my colon. it's not like I'm going to have it done again.

Maybe latte or cappuccino?

 

[ideologyhunter]

Yup. After the blockage was removed.

Ya sure it was coffee and not contrast material for diagnostic exam? Some have the same color as coffee.

Austin Powers can tell the diff.

 

[Elixir]

So can Mayo Clinic. They un-recommend coffee enemas both for taste, and because they cause bloating cramping liver damage cramping nausea electrolyte disturbances and “many deaths”.
(Just kidding about the taste)