Tsarnaev faces "Clean version of Hell" if he escapes execution

[Perspicuo]

Boston Bomber Tsarnaev Faces Prison Hell if He Escapes Execution
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/boston-bombing-trial/federal-supermax-prison-n353846

If Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is spared the death penalty, he will likely spend the rest of his life at the most restrictive prison in America, a place so isolating that it has been called a clean version of hell.

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[dismal]

Doesn't he want his 72 virgins? (Or raisins, as the case may be.)

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Doesn't he want his 72 virgins? (Or raisins, as the case may be.)

Do you get those if you die in prison? It's been a while since I've read the Koran, but I'm fairly sure that you need to die in battle for the Valkyries to take you to the heaven with the virgins. If you get executed, you come back as a dung beetle or something.

Islam really is an unecessarily complex religion.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Well, if it was simple, something you could reference a wallet-sized card of bullet statements for, there would be no fatwa industry. People wouldn't need other people to tell them what their religion states or demands from the individual.

 

[barbos]

I actually expected the cell to be worse than video shows.
Reminded me another nut, that guy from Norway (Breivik) he murdered way way way more people than this nut, yet his cell is better than my apartment was.

 

[dismal]

Doesn't he want his 72 virgins? (Or raisins, as the case may be.)

Do you get those if you die in prison? It's been a while since I've read the Koran, but I'm fairly sure that you need to die in battle for the Valkyries to take you to the heaven with the virgins. If you get executed, you come back as a dung beetle or something.

Islam really is an unecessarily complex religion.

I would think if you commit jihad and are captured and executed by the kafir you get your full frequent flyer miles redeemable for virgins in paradise (or raisins, as the case may be.)

If you rot in prison for decades the virgins (or raisins) probably get tired of waiting.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I would think if you commit jihad and are captured and executed by the kafir you get your full frequent flyer miles redeemable for virgins in paradise (or raisins, as the case may be.)

If you rot in prison for decades the virgins (or raisins) probably get tired of waiting.

Well, if you get captured, it likely means that you surrendered instead of dying while fighting like a good little jihadist. That means that when Anubis puts your heart on the scale, the sin of that action weighs it down and finding yourself trying to push a rock up a hill for eternity is really the best-case scenario available to you at that point. Virgins are for winners, not quitters.

 

[bilby]

I actually expected the cell to be worse than video shows.
Reminded me another nut, that guy from Norway (Breivik) he murdered way way way more people than this nut, yet his cell is better than my apartment was.

The cell isn't supposed to be the punishment. The punishment is not being allowed to leave. Or to make any choices about what to do or when to do it.

 

[barbos]

I actually expected the cell to be worse than video shows.
Reminded me another nut, that guy from Norway (Breivik) he murdered way way way more people than this nut, yet his cell is better than my apartment was.

The cell isn't supposed to be the punishment. The punishment is not being allowed to leave. Or to make any choices about what to do or when to do it.

He can do whatever he wants in that cell

 

[bleubird]

The cell isn't supposed to be the punishment. The punishment is not being allowed to leave. Or to make any choices about what to do or when to do it.

He can do whatever he wants in that cell

No he can not do what he wants.
Can he call his family when he wants?
Can he make a bomb?
Can he have sex?
Death would final,he will be there for 50 or 60 years.

 

[barbos]

Well, I was surprised to see a desk in his future prison cell.
I wonder if he will be allowed to read books.

He can do whatever he wants in that cell

No he can not do what he wants.
Can he call his family when he wants?

He can't, but and would be the point anyway?
He is never getting out of the prison.

Can he make a bomb?

I doubt but is that really a big priority for him now?

Can he have sex?

Sure, with himself.

Death would final,he will be there for 50 or 60 years.

The guy have thrown his life out for a cheap thrill of being a murderer.

 

[Tigers!]

He can do whatever he wants in that cell

No he can not do what he wants.
Can he call his family when he wants?
Can he make a bomb?
Can he have sex?
Death would final,he will be there for 50 or 60 years.

My heart bleeds for the poor, misunderstood poppet.

 

[braces_for_impact]

I think since he didn't die killing infidels and he was really only a co-conspirator, he doesn't get the 72 virgins. I think he gets two or three cougars that have been around the block a few times and maybe a goat.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I think since he didn't die killing infidels and he was really only a co-conspirator, he doesn't get the 72 virgins. I think he gets two or three cougars that have been around the block a few times and maybe a goat.

But if he's a true believer, he can surely convince himself that God has seen his suffering and approves and will welcome him to Paradise for his accomplishments.

 

[TSwizzle]

allah's holy warrior got the death sentence.

 

[Archimedes]

Well, he got the death penalty. I'm morally opposed to capital punishment, but I'm not going to exactly shed a tear for this fucker.

 

[bleubird]

No he can not do what he wants.
Can he call his family when he wants?
Can he make a bomb?
Can he have sex?
Death would final,he will be there for 50 or 60 years.

My heart bleeds for the poor, misunderstood poppet.

My point was life in a" clean hell "is worse than death.Unless you believe in a real hell,then never mind.