Utah Monolith Presages Biden - Trump Fight

[SLD]

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/utah-monolith-art-trnd/index.html



I think this means we have to have physical fight to the death between Trump and Biden. Just sticks and rocks is all they can use. Or any animal bones lying around.

Who would win?

Trump is apparently the most healthy President ever.

 

[ZiprHead]

"My god. It's full of stars!"

 

[Politesse]

Oh no, the students are going to be citing this to me as proof of Ancient Aliens the next time I do my Southwest class...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

So, what happened when someone banged a bone on the ground next to it?

 

[Politesse]

Really though, "art" like this is a major nuisance in the backcountry, expensive to remove and irritating to encounter too often. It'd be fine if it was just one oddity in the wilderness, but if they don't find this person and nail them, they'll likely just keep putting more shit up. One is a novelty, fifty is pollution.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Oh. That's where it came down.

We were wondering....

 

[ZiprHead]

"My god. It's full of shit!"

 

[blastula]

let's do it!

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M[/YOUTUBE]

 

[TV and credit cards]

"My god. It's full of stars!"

It's full of fingerprints.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Man, The Onion is being forced to go the extra mile to do pieces these days.

 

[TV and credit cards]

"My god. It's full of stars!"

It's full of fingerprints.

Later that evening, a man approaches one side of the strange monolith. He probes the edges with his fingers. Suddenly, it opens! Light comes streaming out! He turns and says: "My god. It's full of beer!"

 

[ideologyhunter]

The missing Trump votes from PA, MI, WI, and GA are in that butte-crack in the background.

 

[bleubird]

I thought the shape was supposed to be a 3x5 ratio.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

I wish the perps had placed it very near a cliff, you know, where everyone could see it better ...

 

[hyzer]

I thought the shape was supposed to be a 3x5 ratio.

The books describe the ratios as 1x4x9 (1 squared x 2 sq x 3 sq). There is Wiki article

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monolith_(Space_Odyssey)

 

[Worldtraveller]

Going through the history on Google Earth, people have figured it was put there between 8/2015 - 8/2016.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Right in the middle of a whole bunch of people in the area, the monolith has disappeared.

In its place is some kind of extra terrestrial jenga game.

Please tell everyone not to touch it!



https://ksltv.com/449932/blm-utah-monolith-removed-by-unknown-party/

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

Going through the history on Google Earth, people have figured it was put there between 8/2015 - 8/2016.

But if no one is there to see it, is it really there? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[GenesisNemesis]

They didn't even give us a mysterious language for us to decode? Lame.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Apparently, it's gone now. The only reasonable conclusion is that we failed the aliens' test and now need to prepare ourselves for invasion and subjugation.