Underseer
Contributor
That's why it's a two-pronged dilemma. You can avoid the sharpness of one of the prongs by leaping onto the other prong. Or vice-versa.
And if you can do so on different days, then you can command handsome speaking fees and book deals.
The thing that terrifies me is that they don't actually have to do it on different days. They can do one after the other within minutes to a sea of nodding heads and proclamations of "amen!"