"We've analyzed their sausage, sir. There is a danger."

[Keith&Co.]

Hokey religions and ancient sausages are not a good match for a blaster at your side, kid.

 

[Worldtraveller]

Feel the power of the Sausage!

 

[ZiprHead]

I just saw this done with movie titles and the word testicles.

 

[ZiprHead]

"You tell 'em I'm coming, and sausage is coming with me. You hear? Sausage is coming with me!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"Did you order the sausage?"

"I did my job."

"Did you order the sausage!?!"

"You're damn right, I did!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"That's what happens when you sit behind a desk for too long. You forget things! Like having a sausage that's loaded and one that's not."

 

[James Brown]

"Hold your fire! Sensors show there are no sausages on board."

"That's no sausage. That's a space station."

"You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this sausage and go home."

 

[ideologyhunter]

God, backwards: DOG.
Jesus, backwards: SAUSAGE.
Unifying theory needed.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought sausage smelled bad on the *outside*.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Forget it Jake, it’s Sausage.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Mr. Warbucks, when my folks left me at the orphanage ten years ago, they left a note saying they'd come back to get me as soon as they could, and they kept the other half of this old sausage so I'd know them when they came.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

To be fond of sausage was a certain step towards falling in love.

 

[Old Woman in Purple]

In a hole in the ground there lived a sausage.

Or, if you prefer:

In a hole in the sausage there lived a hobbit.

 

[Politesse]

"The Sausage Side of the Force is the gateway to many abilities that some consider... unnatural."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Some of y'all musta fell asleep while Star Wars was on, someone changed the channel.


Ahem.

General Kenobi. Years ago you served sausages in the Clone Wars.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I didn’t see you playing with your sausage again sir.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

"We've analyzed their sausage, sir. There is a danger."

If we must stick to Star Wars...

“I don't like sausage. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.”

“My sausage is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar.”

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I have the sausage! Unlimited sausage!!!

 

[Keith&Co.]

His cells have the highest concentration of midi-sausages I have seen in a life-form. It was possible he was concieved by the midi-sausages.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Do, or do not. There is no sausage.

Would somebody get this big walking sausage out of my way?

If they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their sausage before they go to light-speed. Then we just... float away.

Judge me by my sausage, do you?

Use the sausage, Luke.

I find your lack of sausage disturbing.

It’s a sausage!

Well somebody has to save our sausage. Into the garbage, fly-boy!

These aren’t the sausage you’re looking for.

In my experience, there is no such thing as sausage.