Which "Person of WalMart" are You?

[Elixir]

In this thread, you must post the picture from Google Images' "people of walmart" that best represents you.

I know this request is an unjustified demand for brutal honesty, courage and self-deprecation, so I'll go first:



Gee - that wasn't so bad, and I feel a lot better now!
Go ahead, give it a try.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Keith&Co.]

I'm torn.
Because i can see myself in either of these...

 

[bigfield]

And thanks to Google Images, TIL getting your tits out at Walmart is a thing.

 

[Tigers!]

Why do so many men (perhaps there are not men?) wear bras in Wal-mart.

 

[fast]

Why do so many men (perhaps there are not men?) wear bras in Wal-mart.

Maybe they're real men--they're just not in real Walmarts, he he

 

[fast]

Not that I have, but then again, not that I won't.

 

[Tigers!]

After exhaustive viewing I cannot find a single picture that is the essence of the true me.

 

[Elixir]

After exhaustive viewing I cannot find a single picture that is the essence of the true me.

I find that hard to believe. I mean - I can find any number of them:

You must not be a real 'Murrikin.

 

[Keith&Co.]

After exhaustive viewing I cannot find a single picture that is the essence of the true me.

Maybe add a qualifier?

I found mine under searches for
People Of Walmart Dad
and
People of Walmart Nerd

 

[Elixir]

After exhaustive viewing I cannot find a single picture that is the essence of the true me.

Is that another way of saying that ALL the pictures equally represent you?