Why It's Impossible To Advance A Cause Online

[repoman]

This is a pretty good and funny outline of the problem.

 

[Achwienichtig]

I find this argument convincing. Does that mean your cause was just advanced on the internet?

 

[bilby]

I find this argument convincing. Does that mean your cause was just advanced on the internet?

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[bigfield]

How long have you been a supporter of canine genital mutilation?

 

[bigfield]

People are incredibly dumb.

Most people are intellectually bankrupt: they don't understand science; they don't know anything about foreign cultures; they don't know history; they get all of their opinions from TV, Facebook and the newspaper. They can't think beyond their immediate wants and needs, and therefore they are incapable of deep thinking on any subject.

Ad agencies know how to get through to these people: bombard them with simple messages over and over until the idea sinks in, while simultaneously repeating a simple call to action: Buy now! Vote! Sign up now!

If your political movement doesn't have a three-word slogan that taps into the mobs deepest fears, then you will get nowhere.

 

[Achwienichtig]

How long have you been a supporter of canine genital mutilation?

Ever since I got my dog neutered.