Koyaanisqatsi
Veteran Member
There's no reason for him to resign. Hell, there's no reason for him to not just handcuff himself to the Resolute desk--pissing and shitting in his adderall-stained Depends--forcing the US Army to physically remove him from office. All he gives a shit about are his 20% kum-guzzlers. That's the highest market share he's ever received, so he will do anything that keeps them shining that spotlight.