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Woman Commands Tornado: Eight Killed

 
 
 
They never think that through, do they?
 
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Somehow I'm betting she's not familiar with that Bible quote.

SLD
 
Before we all dogpile on this woman, keep in mind that we don't know what the death toll might have been had she NOT interfered with the path of the tornado. Who knows how many people God might have killed had he not given this woman permission to stop His killing spree?
 
thebeave said:
Before we all dogpile on this woman, keep in mind that we don't know what the death toll might have been had she NOT interfered with the path of the tornado. Who knows how many people God might have killed had he not given this woman permission to stop His killing spree?
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Excellent point. Because, as we all know, Christians will do ANYTHING POSSIBLE to avoid going home to God just yet... Somehow they are extremely reluctant to enter the permanent joys of their father's arms - something scares the piss out of them about that.
 
thebeave said:
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Keep in mind that Pat Robertson was never prosecuted for the same thing.

Hurricane came up the coast, hit North Carolina, went to sea, it was predicted to hit Virginia Beach.
Pay prayed for God to save VB (and the headquarters of his TV station). The hurricane went back to North Carolina, went back to sea, Pat Prayed. Hurricane bounced up the coast, Va Beach was spared.

Money poured in for his prayer power, though he lost as LOT of viewers in North Carolina....
 
We don't know the whole facts yet. Maybe the victims were sinners.
 
Highly inspirational piece. However: a controlled experiment is in order, to persuade the skeptics. I suggest Sabrina Lowe on one hill, another loud Christian woman on another hill, and, as a control or just for fun, Bill Cosby on a third hill. (This all depends on a tornado coming through and three hills within hollering distance.) Sabrina and the other Christian hellion will start commanding the winds. Cos will do a Pudding Pop commercial, or something. First one hit by a tornado blast loses (and their favorite deity, as well.) (Wait, that doesn't make sense if both women are Christians.) First one hit by a tornado blast loses -- and his/her splinter group church is discredited. (If Cosby is hit, it can be used in final statements.)
 
ideologyhunter said:
Highly inspirational piece. However: a controlled experiment is in order, to persuade the skeptics. I suggest Sabrina Lowe on one hill, another loud Christian woman on another hill, and, as a control or just for fun, Bill Cosby on a third hill. (This all depends on a tornado coming through and three hills within hollering distance.) Sabrina and the other Christian hellion will start commanding the winds. Cos will do a Pudding Pop commercial, or something. First one hit by a tornado blast loses (and their favorite deity, as well.) (Wait, that doesn't make sense if both women are Christians.) First one hit by a tornado blast loses -- and his/her splinter group church is discredited. (If Cosby is hit, it can be used in final statements.)
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That experiment would not work. Cosby would be chasing the women with qualuddes in one hand, while sporting a full on boner. Experiment FAIL.
 
ideologyhunter said:
Highly inspirational piece. However: a controlled experiment is in order, to persuade the skeptics. I suggest Sabrina Lowe on one hill, another loud Christian woman on another hill, and, as a control or just for fun, Bill Cosby on a third hill. (This all depends on a tornado coming through and three hills within hollering distance.) Sabrina and the other Christian hellion will start commanding the winds. Cos will do a Pudding Pop commercial, or something. First one hit by a tornado blast loses (and their favorite deity, as well.) (Wait, that doesn't make sense if both women are Christians.) First one hit by a tornado blast loses -- and his/her splinter group church is discredited. (If Cosby is hit, it can be used in final statements.)
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I suggest that if one of the women is simply incapacitated by the tornado, Cosby has dibs.
 
Sabrina Lowe works in mysterious ways.

You cannot possibly know as much about reality as someone powerful enough to steer tornadoes in the sky, therefore you are not fit to judge her.

Also, I don't have enough faith to not believe that Sabrina Lowe can change the course of tornadoes.
 
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