Would you choose to be a God of dumb animals?

[Gnostic Christian Bishop]

Would you choose to be a God of dumb animals?

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Humans, to Yahweh, are quite inferior to himself. The term dumb animal might be used.

Our wisdom is more like stupidity to Yahweh, --- is just one of the many verses that show how beneath Yahweh we sit.

We are also quite obtuse, to the point where we are told that the vast majority of us will end in hell and purposeless torture. We just won’t learn.

I would not want to be a god of any dumb animal. Especially if I had to genocide them now and again. They could not see my goodness. Just as I cannot see the goodness in a genocidal god.

Why does Yahweh want to rule over such a species as humankind, --- when he created us to be so low and just worthy of just his godlike disrespect?

Sure, Yahweh says we are above angels, but god hates those for being even more stupid than humans. He even built a hell for them. He even used Noah’s flood to drown his own son’s of god.

I would not choose or desire to lead dumb animals.

Why does Yahweh want to be a leader of dumb animals?

Regards
DL

 

[Politesse]

Of course I would. My love for animals is not dependent on their intelligence.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Every dog I've owned in 30 years has studied me and considered me to be a perfect being and the provider of all that is necessary to live. They wish simply to exist in the presence of....ME. ME. I'm God. ME.

 

[DBT]

How do we relate? How involved can you get in the daily lives of fleas or mosquito's before boredom sets in?

 

[Gnostic Christian Bishop]

Of course I would. My love for animals is not dependent on their intelligence.

I like animals as well and would not punish them for being to dumb to do as I bid.

Would you punish them for not doing as you would bid them do?

Do you think it fair for a god to punish us?

Regards
DL

 

[Gnostic Christian Bishop]

Every dog I've owned in 30 years has studied me and considered me to be a perfect being and the provider of all that is necessary to live. They wish simply to exist in the presence of....ME. ME. I'm God. ME.

If a male, put a female dog near by and see just how much you really mean to it.

Regards
DL

 

[Gnostic Christian Bishop]

How do we relate? How involved can you get in the daily lives of fleas or mosquito's before boredom sets in?

We relate exactly as you did buddy.

Just imagine it to see that if all we are to Yahweh is a make work program, more like pogrom, and most will end with your conclusion.

Regards
DL

 

[ideologyhunter]

Every dog I've owned in 30 years has studied me and considered me to be a perfect being and the provider of all that is necessary to live. They wish simply to exist in the presence of....ME. ME. I'm God. ME.

If a male, put a female dog near by and see just how much you really mean to it.

Regards
DL

You got me. And...put a hot New Orleans ho near Jimmy Swaggart, and you'll see how much high-holy glossalia and hands swaying up to Jeebus means to him...

 

[excreationist]

How do we relate? How involved can you get in the daily lives of fleas or mosquito's before boredom sets in?

Well you can train ("human") fleas to do an amazing variety of tricks.... e.g. making smoke rings with a cigarette.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=374&v=FA_DkeaCKL0
Maybe God's boredom is the explanation for "cessationism"......

 

[Gnostic Christian Bishop]

Every dog I've owned in 30 years has studied me and considered me to be a perfect being and the provider of all that is necessary to live. They wish simply to exist in the presence of....ME. ME. I'm God. ME.

If a male, put a female dog near by and see just how much you really mean to it.

Regards
DL

You got me. And...put a hot New Orleans ho near Jimmy Swaggart, and you'll see how much high-holy glossalia and hands swaying up to Jeebus means to him...

I thought they had him on up skirt photography.

It has been so long since I have heard of him, I thought he might be dead by now.

Regards
DL

 

[DBT]

How do we relate? How involved can you get in the daily lives of fleas or mosquito's before boredom sets in?

Well you can train ("human") fleas to do an amazing variety of tricks.... e.g. making smoke rings with a cigarette.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=374&v=FA_DkeaCKL0
Maybe God's boredom is the explanation for "cessationism"......

Which may be amusing for a day or two....

 

[Politesse]

Of course I would. My love for animals is not dependent on their intelligence.

I like animals as well and would not punish them for being to dumb to do as I bid.

Would you punish them for not doing as you would bid them do?

Do you think it fair for a god to punish us?

Regards
DL

Of course not, what do you take me for?

 

[Gnostic Christian Bishop]

Of course I would. My love for animals is not dependent on their intelligence.

I like animals as well and would not punish them for being to dumb to do as I bid.

Would you punish them for not doing as you would bid them do?

Do you think it fair for a god to punish us?

Regards
DL

Of course not, what do you take me for?

Your answer was to have me form that opinion. Now I have.

One with better morals than Yahweh.

Regards
DL

 

[Politesse]

YHWH is a person of many portrayals, some contradictory. What one finds in a collage may say something about the artist... or the commentator.

 

[steve_bank]

God bored.
God creates Earth.
God toys with humans.

Unlike some specious god put humans in heat 24/7, but giving in to our generic dictates is a no-no. It must be amusing from on high to watch humans torment themselves.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Bored is putting it mildly. It took him 6 chapters to get sick of the human experiment and murder 99.999% of 'em.

 

[DBT]

But, but, but...God gazed upon His Creation and declared it to be Good.

 

[ideologyhunter]

"How can it not be right when it's done with love?" - Genesis 8:15.
Wait, no, wrong citation. It's a quote from Susan Atkins.

 

[excreationist]

But, but, but...God gazed upon His Creation and declared it to be Good.

Usually in Genesis 1 God says things are "good" but verse 31a says "God saw all that he had made, and it was very good". YECs can say that implies there was no animal death before the fall.

 

[excreationist]

God likes being worshipped and animal/human sacrifices...


Exodus 34:14
Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.

Satan apparently was too proud to worship God so God is going to send him and most humans to hell....

As far as intelligence goes, God prefers the faith of children to know-it-alls....