T.G.G. Moogly
Traditional Atheist
Santa is a pretty tame god. Ask any kid. He doesn't engage in violence and has limited magic powers and responsibilities. The mainline gods are all over the nonsense board. The OP is basically asking what if something nonsensical actually made sense without changing any of the nonsense. Santa is just magical, not nonsensical or a heap of contradictions. So I'm in Santa's corner.Santa, yes. As i just cleaned bird shit off my windshield, i draw the line at ungulates flying in squadrons.Yes, I do wish Santa Claus was real, and his flying reindeer too.
And you wouldn't have to worry about ungulate poo on the 'shield. It simply doesn't happen. Santa's reindeer don't even poop. It's part of the magic.
Are there any gods out there that aren't dangerous, unpredictable, violent, capricious, jealous, impulsive, immature, unscientific, etc., you know, like all their followers? If there are any gods like this they'd get my vote.