WTF, Mitch?

[ZiprHead]

Diagnosed? Here’s What May Be Wrong With Mitch McConnell’s ‘Dead’ Hands

You’ve probably seen the photos on social media. They show Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R-KY) hands looking purple and black, as if, one person on Twitter noted, they’re “dead.”

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What in the hell is going on with that? Is he rotting from the inside? Shouldn’t the voters of Kentucky be apprised of the situation? After all, McConnell is up for reelection in November.

Is he a member of the undead?

 

[ideologyhunter]

Holy Jesus. Looks like Newman after he burned up in the mail truck. "Once...twice...three times a laaaady...EEEYAHHHHHH!!!!"
Oh the humanity.
Or in this case, McTurtle.

 

[barbos]

I believe anatomically correct term is "claws" not "hands".
Looks normal to me.

 

[Shadowy Man]

First rule of fight club...

 

[fromderinside]

Heavy blood thinners and really bad distal vascular system. I believe Lucile Ball looked like that just before she died from vascular collapse.

 

[Patooka]

I guess the amount of black Republican senators has now doubled.

 

[marc]

Reminds me of my father. He was on medications that would cause him to bruise very easily. Hospitals had to use paper tape exclusively because regular medical tape could cause a lot of damage when being pulled off. Bandages on both hands... what, finally got caught reaching into the cookie jar too many times?

 

[Jayjay]

If McConnell dies, his replacement will be appointed by the democratic governor of Kentucky, right?

 

[barbos]

If McConnell dies, his replacement will be appointed by the democratic governor of Kentucky, right?

It would be ironic if he dies before voting for Supreme Court nominee.

 

[Artemus]

Importance: Hydroxychloroquine-induced pigmentation is not a rare adverse effect. Our data support the hypothesis that hydroxychloroquine-induced pigmentation is secondary to ecchymosis or bruising.

Could it be?

ETA: My pharmacist just woke up. She votes for marc's hypothesis that McConnell is on Eloquis or similar blood thinners and may have fallen.

 

[barbos]

Importance: Hydroxychloroquine-induced pigmentation is not a rare adverse effect. Our data support the hypothesis that hydroxychloroquine-induced pigmentation is secondary to ecchymosis or bruising.

Could it be?

ETA: My pharmacist just woke up. She votes for marc's hypothesis that McConnell is on Eloquis or similar blood thinners and may have fallen.

Doubtful, Mitch is an ass, not a dumb ass.

 

[ZiprHead]

Importance: Hydroxychloroquine-induced pigmentation is not a rare adverse effect. Our data support the hypothesis that hydroxychloroquine-induced pigmentation is secondary to ecchymosis or bruising.

Could it be?

ETA: My pharmacist just woke up. She votes for marc's hypothesis that McConnell is on Eloquis or similar blood thinners and may have fallen.

Doubtful, Mitch is an ass, not a dumb ass.

Probably blood pooling in his extremities from sitting on his ass not putting legislation through.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I guess the amount of black Republican senators has now doubled.

You mean "People of color".

ETA: My pharmacist just woke up. She votes for marc's hypothesis that McConnell is on Eloquis or similar blood thinners and may have fallen.

Boring! That isn't sexy enough... need something more exciting!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Boring! That isn't sexy enough... need something more exciting!

So, he was opening the Ark, hoping to weaponize it against Democrats...

 

[jab]

He has blood on his hands.

 

[KeepTalking]

Is that what happens when you try to strangle democracy with your bare hands?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

He has blood on his hands.

Vulcan blood?

 

[Old Woman in Purple]

He has blood on his hands.

Vulcan blood?

Nah, that's green.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Is that what happens when you try to strangle democracy with your bare hands?

Unfair -- it's morbid compulsive masturbation (MCM) after watching drone footage from Operation Iraqi Freedom.