You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Serve On A Starship, but...

[ZiprHead]

 

[James Brown]

I don't get it.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I don't get it.

Eighty billion space dollars spent to build an engine thst uses antimatter to push a ship thru the stars, a supercomputer thats supports and operates the space engine which half the time becomes a technobabble plot device because the nanopulse timing for the antimatter injection array is flubbing the whosit meaning a grimble threat tyo all life on board, but today they just have a 'check engine' light.

It's like if Scotty said, "Jus' a tic, Capn, we gonnae turn it off and back on.'

 

[bigfield]

I don't get it.

Eighty billion space dollars spent to build an engine thst uses antimatter to push a ship thru the stars, a supercomputer thats supports and operates the space engine which half the time becomes a technobabble plot device because the nanopulse timing for the antimatter injection array is flubbing the whosit meaning a grimble threat tyo all life on board, but today they just have a 'check engine' light.

It's like if Scotty said, "Jus' a tic, Capn, we gonnae turn it off and back on.'

Ahhhh...I didn't recognise the check engine symbol.

 

[James Brown]

I don't get it.

Eighty billion space dollars spent to build an engine thst uses antimatter to push a ship thru the stars, a supercomputer thats supports and operates the space engine which half the time becomes a technobabble plot device because the nanopulse timing for the antimatter injection array is flubbing the whosit meaning a grimble threat tyo all life on board, but today they just have a 'check engine' light.

It's like if Scotty said, "Jus' a tic, Capn, we gonnae turn it off and back on.'

Ahhhh...I didn't recognise the check engine symbol.

Me neither. On my car it says, "Chk Eng"

 

[Keith&Co.]

Ahhhh...I didn't recognise the check engine symbol.

Me neither. On my car it says, "Chk Eng"

Lucky stiffs.
My car indicates low tire pressure by showing


( ! )

 

[bigfield]

Ahhhh...I didn't recognise the check engine symbol.

Me neither. On my car it says, "Chk Eng"

Lucky stiffs.
My car indicates low tire pressure by showing


( ! )

Looks like an "asshole warning" symbol.

 

[Elixir]

I didn't realize it, but thanks to Ziprhead, I discovered that I've been "serving" on the Starship Enterprise every morning for years!

 

[Angry Floof]

My favorite episode of TNG. I cry every time!