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Happy Festivus and Kwanzaa, and other ersatz holidays

maxparrish

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Oh what fun...

Happy Kwanzaa! The Holiday Brought To You By the FBI
Ann Coulter

I will not be shooting any Black Panthers this week because I am Kwanza-reform, and we are not that observant. Kwanzaa, celebrated exclusively by white liberals, is a fake holiday invented in 1966 by black radical/FBI stooge, Ron Karenga -- aka Dr. Maulana Karenga, founder of United Slaves, the violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers. In the annals of the American '60s, Karenga was the Father Gapon, pawn of the czarist police.

In what was ultimately a foolish gambit, during the madness of the '60s, the FBI encouraged the most extreme black nationalist organizations in order to discredit and split the left. The more preposterous the group, the better. By that criterion, Karenga's United Slaves was perfect.

Despite modern perceptions that blend all the black activists of the '60s, the Black Panthers did not hate whites. Although some of their most high-profile leaders were drug dealers and murderers, they did not seek armed revolution.

Those were the precepts of Karenga's United Slaves. The United Slaves were proto-fascists, walking around in dashikis, gunning down Black Panthers and adopting invented "African" names.

And hasn't that been a huge help to the black community? The black man who assassinated two New York City cops last week went by the name "Ismaaiyl Abdullah-Muhammad," and the man who attempted to hatchet four NYPD officers to death in October had adopted the name "Zaim Farouq Abdul-Malik."

It's as if David Duke invented a holiday called "Anglika," which he based on the philosophy of "Mein Kampf" -- and clueless public school teachers began celebrating the made-up, racist holiday....

http://townhall.com/columnists/annc...he-holiday-brought-to-you-by-the-fbi-n1935693

Thing is, at least Festivus is a lot more fun and just as "historical".
 
Have a very white Xmas yourself. May you not play the racist uncle that makes everyone feel awkward this season.
 
Have a very white Xmas yourself. May you not play the racist uncle that makes everyone feel awkward this season.

In the Festivus spirit, let me tell you how your droning inappropriate accusations of racism have disappointed me this year.
 
In the Festivus spirit, let me tell you how your droning inappropriate accusations of racism have disappointed me this year.
On to the feats of strength. Festivus is not over (even though it was technically yesterday) until one of you pins the other. :)
 
Stopped reading at "Ann Coulter".

Understandable.

But I think it's important to note Coulter is bitching about black people committed to upholding the principles of unity within their families and fellowship within their community and nation, self-determination, hard work, responsibility, supporting local businesses, making the world a better place, being creative, and exemplifying faith in themselves and each other.

Jesus doesn't like it if you poach holidays (even though Christians have been doing it for thousands of years) and Ann Coulter is here to tell you to knock it off, American liberals, before someone takes your crap list of "virtues" seriously!

ETA: Happy Yule, everyone!
 
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Let's not forget the most popular ersatz holiday of all, Hannukah. Founded on a pseudoreligious fable to lend political cover to the Maccabbes, it is truly the original "let's pretend god had something to do with it, light some candles, and call it a wrap" holiday.
 
Have a very white Xmas yourself. May you not play the racist uncle that makes everyone feel awkward this season.

In the Festivus spirit, let me tell you how your droning inappropriate accusations of racism have disappointed me this year.

To impress you would be a Festivus miracle. Your grievance has been aired. Happy Festivus!
 
Oh what fun...
Happy Kwanzaa! The Holiday Brought To You By the FBI
Ann Coulter ...
http://townhall.com/columnists/annc...he-holiday-brought-to-you-by-the-fbi-n1935693
Thing is, at least Festivus is a lot more fun and just as "historical".
maxparrish, why do you expect us to take seriously that trollish nonsense? Do you realize what it makes you seem like?


I think that Kwanzaa is a made-up, pseudo-African holiday, but it's no worse than moving Jesus Christ's birthday to the Winter Solstice. It doesn't exactly say "Enslave the honkies!"

BTW, Ann Coulter's statement about who celebrates Kwanzaa is demonstrably false, as one can easily discover. I think that she ought to be presumed to be a liar because of that, if nothing else. If she claims that she has a right to make statements that she ought to have researched, then it's legitimate to insinuate that she longs for the days when she could own some black people and whip them just for the fun of it.
 
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This most modern version of Christmas with Santa and gifts, it's recent. It used to be a holiday where people went around like kids on Halloween, using thinly veiled threats to extort the rich into giving something back to the community. I say we should go back to that.
 
Quoting Ann Coulter is pretty lame.
I'm pretty sure Coulter invented lame for her followers. She is the Queen of assclowns.

And there's only one celebration this time of year, Solstice. All else are wannabes at best.

So Solstice Greetings, All.
 
This most modern version of Christmas with Santa and gifts, it's recent. It used to be a holiday where people went around like kids on Halloween, using thinly veiled threats to extort the rich into giving something back to the community. I say we should go back to that.

Fuck thinly-veiled threats. Pitchforks and torches, that's what I'm talking about!
 
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