Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[bilby]

"Life is like a box of chocolates"

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... it doesn't last as long if you're fat.

 

[ZiprHead]

"She want a pearl necklace. She want a pearl necklace."

 

[SLD]

Thanks! What line does here . . .

How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First? “Top and tails? A whore’s bath? Personally, before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a ‘how’s-your-father.'

 

[hyzer]

Thanks! What line does here . . .

How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First? “Top and tails? A whore’s bath? Personally, before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a ‘how’s-your-father.'

The Winner! Take it SLD!

 

[hyzer]

"Life is like a box of chocolates"

a very close second

 

[SLD]

Thanks! What line does here . . .

How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First? “Top and tails? A whore’s bath? Personally, before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a ‘how’s-your-father.'

The Winner! Take it SLD!

Thanks! Try this classic:

 

[hyzer]

"I'll get you my pretty . . . and your little dog too!"

 

[jonatha]

"Bond. James Bond."

 

[ZiprHead]

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- Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
- Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
- Pedro: What's Labrador?
- Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
- Pedro: What?
- Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
- Pedro: Yeah?
- Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
- Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
- Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
- Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
- Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

 

[Bomb#20]

No, I don't need my own, I'll just breathe the air.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Fairyland!

 

[SLD]

"I'll get you my pretty . . . and your little dog too!"

Winner!

 

[hyzer]

Thanks!

 

[athee]

Thanks!

Boy, that escalated quickly.

 

[ZiprHead]

"That's not a knoife."

 

[WAB]

"Never bring a knife to a gunfight."

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

"One,two,three, go!"

 

[Thomas II]

It's a tickle fight, tickle fight!​

 

[hyzer]

It's a tickle fight, tickle fight!​

The Winner! Take it Thomas II

 

[Thomas II]

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