Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[ZiprHead]

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me."

 

[SLD]

Thanks! Next pic...

Jack says you’ve got a great big cock. Mind if I see it.

 

[hyzer]

Her: "What's your name?"

Him: "Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim."

 

[hyzer]

Her: "Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?"

Him: "Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw..."

Her: [quickly] "Well, let's play chess."

 

[Thomas II]

Calling it for Hyzer!

WINNER!

 

[hyzer]

Thanks! What line goes in this scene . . .

 

[ZiprHead]

"See how I fashioned an old rat into a most delightful hat."

 

[WAB]

"That's some bad hat, Harry."

or:

"What, when you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup! Oh, it looks good on you though.”.

 

[hyzer]

"What, when you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup! Oh, it looks good on you though.”.

Winner. Wow, I have re-read this one multiple times and laughed every time! WAB takes the hat!

 

[WAB]

Thanks, hyzer.

Okay, this:

 

[jonatha]

Say "moo" one more time, motherfucker

 

[SLD]

Thanks, hyzer.

Okay, this:

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My name is Inigo Montoya . You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Fetchez la vache.

 

[WAB]

Fetchez la vache.

Okay, Jimmy wins.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks.

 

[ZiprHead]

"It’s called reading. Top to bottom, left to right — a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches. Midol for any cramps.”

 

[hyzer]

"Dear Mr. Vernon. We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us to write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions. You see us as a Brain, an Athlete, a Basketcase, Princess, and a Criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7 o’clock this morning. We were brainwashed."

 

[Thomas II]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn..."

 

[SLD]

Thanks.

Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she’ll settle for nothing less.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

"Dear Mr. Vernon. We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us to write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions. You see us as a Brain, an Athlete, a Basketcase, Princess, and a Criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7 o’clock this morning. We were brainwashed."

Winner