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You said "I have no idea how old the universe is and I have perhaps less interest. I don't care." but you seem to think it is a lot older than 6000 years.

Correct. If we know roughly how long it takes light to travel and we know light is traveling from 13 billion light years away we know the universe is likely at least that old. That seems to me reasonable. I know for a fact determining it is 6,000 years old from the Bible is stupid. On the other hand, I don't get ideologically attached to anything, so to think that just because we can determine it's at least 13 billion years old doesn't mean it isn't likely to change as it has many times before.

Since it doesn't affect me in any practical way and I'm not going to become ideologically attached to it I don't care.

Hebrew years are generally counted according to the system of Anno Mundi (Latin: "in the year of the world"; Hebrew: לבריאת העולם‎, "from the creation of the world", abbreviated AM). This system attempts to calculate the number of years since the creation of the world according to the Genesis creation narrative and subsequent Biblical stories. The current Hebrew year, AM 5785
The Hebrews would have a lot of knowledge about what Genesis says.

Not really. People always assume it is their book so they know it better and that isn't really the case because they've been around in a religious sense so long. There were times when the Bible was being written that the Kings didn't even know about it. There was apostasy even then so of course all of the cultural influences around them were creeping in as such things are wont to do, that probably reaching an apex when Alexander the Great conquered their known world in 332 BCE. A gymnasium was built in Jerusalem where the youth naturally gathered and played gay naked sports like the Olymics and the games were wisely associated with pagan religious nonsense. The longer a religion is around the more it's errors and pagan influence transmogrify it and the more corrupt it is going to become due to political, social and financial incentive to do that.

Well fish appeared earlier in the fossil record, then amphibians, then reptiles, then birds and mammals.... I mean you don't find birds 200 million years ago, etc.

That's bullshit. There isn't really much of a fossil record and they move shit around to where they think it ought to be just because that's where they think it should be. It's a tactic to get funding, publishing, tenure, the usual pitfalls of "science."

Either it involved evolution or every now and then God created new lifeforms using divine intervention. Which is it?

Neither. When God was done with creation that was it. Creatures, living things, the environment change, they evolve, they just don't change into something else.
 

Piss off, twat.
AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM JEHOVAH.
Domestic Long Hair: Nooooo!!! Dial it back, my little creation. Leave the pissing off and twat-calling to me. You're supposed to be here making the case for the exalted mindset of communion with ME.
Do you want people to think we're all coocoo??
I AM.
(Not coocoo -- just, I AM.)
Temperance, little fellah. Temperance!!
-J.
 
Health Dept. to Scrap Science for Superstition

IIDB (Internet News Service) — Insisting on the primacy of public health over science and medicine, Secretary of Health and Human Services DLH announced today that the government would begin consulting the non-pagan version of the Bible and the ancient war god Jehovah in guiding policy decisions.

“For far too long the American people have been at the mercy of fluoridation, vaccines, evolution, and failure to heed the dictates of the Abrahamic deity described in an ancient book of fairy tales written by Bronze Age goat herders,” DLH said at a news conference, standing before a makeshift altar on which he had placed incense that would smell sweet in the nostrils of the Lord. “Starting today, we are restoring ancient superstition to its rightful place over modern science in shaping public policy.”

DLH singled out evolutionary theory for particular scorn, pointing out that it “bored” him and had no practical benefits.

“During the Covid pandemic, we recklessly plowed head and developed a dangerous, autism-causing vaccine to combat an alleged virus that had supposedly ‘evolved’ to break into our cells and hijack our reproductive machinery to replicate itself,” DLH said. “Instead, we should have accepted it as just punishment meted out to us by an all-loving deity who hates homosexual fornication and parties.”

DLH told assembled reporters that his department would work in concert with other agencies to introduce the biblical theory of “kinds” into public-school curricula to replace useless secular taxonomy that involves boring, hard-to-follow concepts like family, class, order, genus, and the like.

“No one has ever seen a whale with arms or a bonobo chimpanzee give birth to a human,” DLH pointed out, though he conceded that he had once eaten a dog and that a worm had eaten part of his brain.

The nation’s top-ranking health official dismissed opponents as “nay sayers! Haters! Gollum! Gollum! They hates us. Give ‘em a round of applause. Excellent. Who cares and why?”

Challenged by a reporters to justify scrapping thousands of years of painstakingly acquired scientific knowledge in favor of the temperamental bloviating of an imaginary god who dislikes celebrations, DLH, serene in his knowledge of the Truth, responded with equanimity, “Piss off, twat.”

At press time, DLH was spotted preparing to sacrifice his first-born son at the behest of voices in his head.
 
DLH says

1. I hate ideologies and I am not ideological.
2. I believe in Yahweh and that I came from Adam , I believe because it says so in an book 3000 years old of unknown authors.

1. The fossil record is bullshit, people move things around.
2. I believe Yahweh created the Earth and all life, it says so in a book 3000 years old of unknown authors.

1. All Christians are wrong about god, Jesus, and the bible.
2. I know the truth of the bible and what god says, I know I am right because I am right.


1. I am not ideological.
2. I believe we should all believe the words of god in a book 3000 years old of unknown authors as the absolute truth.

In other words a Biblical religious ideology.

From Oxford reference
Any comprehensive and mutually consistent set of ideas by which a social group makes sense of the world may be referred to as an ideology. Catholicism, Islam, Liberalism, and Marxism are examples. An ideology needs to provide some explanation of how things have come to be as they are, some indication of where they are heading (to provide a guide to action), criteria for distinguishing truth from falsehood and valid arguments from invalid, and some overriding belief, whether in God, Providence, or History, to which adherents may make a final appeal when challenged.... ...

Oxford dictionary
2. a set of beliefs, especially one held by a particular group, that influences the way people behave
 
For DLH

Response 1

You say you asked for evidence of a contradiction. You got it — repeatedly — and now you’re pretending you didn’t. That’s not just dishonest. That’s cowardice hiding behind smug deflection.

Let me say it again, clearly, simply, slowly:
Genesis says humans were created separately, fully formed, in a single act. Evolution says humans evolved gradually over millions of years from a common ancestor with other primates.
Genesis says Earth came before the sun. Science shows the sun formed first, and Earth formed from the dust around it.
Genesis says plants were created before sunlight. That’s biologically impossible — photosynthesis requires sunlight.
Genesis says birds were created before land animals. That’s false — birds evolved from land-dwelling theropod dinosaurs.
Genesis 1 says man and woman were created together after the animals. Genesis 2 says man was created first, then animals, then woman from his rib. That’s not “perspective.” That’s contradiction.

You didn’t miss that. You’re avoiding it. You’re not confused — you’re cornered. You asked for a contradiction. It was given, plainly. You didn’t respond to it. You denied it was there. And now you’re pretending the entire thing was never addressed, because that’s easier than admitting you were wrong.

And no — this isn’t “ideological obsession.” This is a direct response to your challenge. You demanded no links, no long threads, no academic walls of text. You got plain examples: speciation, transitional fossils, real-time observed evolution, hardcoded genetic inheritance, and a direct conflict with the creation order in Genesis. Every single thing you asked for, you got.

Your response? “That didn’t count.” “That’s not what I meant.” “This always happens.” And of course: “It’s science fiction. It’s fantasy.” That’s not argument. That’s a tantrum.

You say you’ve already answered your own challenge in this thread. Where? You haven’t addressed the contradictions. You haven’t answered the evidence. You haven’t given a single explanation for why Tiktaalik fits evolutionary predictions. Or how ERVs got embedded in identical locations in human and chimp DNA. Or how ring species form, or how bacteria evolve brand-new enzymes, or why your fixed “kinds” can’t even be defined, let alone tested.

Instead, you retreat to this smug fallback — “You didn’t answer.” Because that’s all you have left. It’s not that the case wasn’t made. It’s that you’re incapable of confronting it without shattering your belief system. So you play the same card every time: act unimpressed, pretend it wasn’t answered, and throw the word “ideology” around like that substitutes for a rebuttal.

You asked for a contradiction. You got it. You asked for observed macroevolution. You got it. You asked for simple terms. You got them.

Now you’re just running from the result — and dressing that retreat up as certainty.

You blinked. And everyone can see it.

Response 2

Then let’s stop pretending you’re engaging in good faith.

You asked where evolution contradicts the Biblical kind. That includes the entire creation framework — the origin of life, the order of appearance, and the process. Genesis lays out a step-by-step creation timeline. Evolution presents a completely different one. That is the contradiction. You don’t get to throw out half the text once it becomes inconvenient. If you want to talk only about what happens “after life,” then you’re not comparing evolution to Biblical creation — you’re comparing it to a cartoon version you’ve edited down to avoid the conflict.

You claim science has “no explanation of life.” That’s false. Abiogenesis is a field of research with multiple working hypotheses, all being tested, refined, and grounded in chemistry and biology. It’s ongoing. But even if we didn’t have a full answer yet, that doesn’t help you. “We don’t know everything” is not the same as “therefore Genesis is true.” That’s the god-of-the-gaps fallacy — and ironically, that is an actual argument from fallacy.

More importantly, evolution isn’t about the origin of life. It’s about how life changes once it exists. And on that front, science doesn’t need your permission — it has the evidence: fossils, genetics, observed speciation, ring species, transitional forms, inherited mutations. All of it converges. All of it testable. None of it aligns with Genesis — in timeline, in order, or in mechanism.

You’re calling the contradiction “irrelevant” because you have no answer to it. You asked where the Bible and evolution differ. You were shown. Your response is to change the topic and declare the contradiction off-limits. That’s not reasoning. That’s retreat. And calling it irrelevant doesn’t make it go away. It just shows you’re not willing to deal with it.

Response 3

You say evolution failed the test — but you haven’t described what test, how it failed, or what would even count as success in your view. That’s not an argument. That’s hand-waving. You declare it nonsense and faith, but you provide no standard, no evidence, and no explanation.

Let’s be clear: evolution has passed every test it was designed to face. It makes predictions — about fossil placement, genetic relationships, anatomical structures, molecular biology — and those predictions are confirmed over and over again. Tiktaalik was found in the exact rock layer predicted by evolutionary theory as a transitional form between fish and land animals. Endogenous retroviruses are found in identical chromosomal locations across humans and other primates — a signature of common ancestry. Broken genes like the GULO pseudogene are inherited with the same disabling mutation, in the same place, in humans, chimps, and gorillas. That’s not belief. That’s genetic proof.

You say it can’t be repeated. Speciation has been observed. Nylon-eating bacteria evolved a brand-new enzyme to digest a synthetic substance invented in the 20th century. Warblers have diverged into distinct populations that no longer interbreed — a living example of a species splitting into two. These aren’t distant mysteries. They’re repeatable, observable, documented processes. You don’t get to declare “no repetition” just because you choose to ignore it.

You say it’s not falsifiable. That’s simply false. Evolution could be falsified by just one human fossil in Precambrian rock. Or a mammal in pre-dinosaur strata. Or a bird fossil older than the dinosaurs it supposedly descended from. But we’ve never found that. The fossil record confirms evolutionary timelines. So does DNA. So does geology. So does embryology. Every field lines up.

What would falsify your model? Nothing. That’s the difference. Evolution can be tested — and it’s survived every attempt to disprove it. You’ve admitted that even if the Bible said humans evolved, you wouldn’t believe it. That’s not knowledge. That’s dogma.

You claim evolution is “faith by definition.” That’s projection. Faith asks for no evidence and permits no contradiction. Evolution demands evidence and only survives because the evidence holds up. The only reason you keep calling it faith is because it threatens yours. You don’t have a scientific objection — you have a theological panic.

So let’s be clear. This isn’t about evolution failing. It’s about you refusing to engage with anything that could make your belief uncomfortable. The test wasn’t failed — you just refuse to look at the results.

Response 4

You say “demonstrate one contradiction.” Fine. Let’s walk through it slowly so there’s no escape hatch this time.

Genesis 1 says:

• God creates plants before the sun.
• God creates birds before land animals.
• God creates man and woman together, after the animals.

Genesis 2 says:

• Man is created before plants are even grown.
• Man is created before the animals.
• Woman is created after the animals — as a response to man’s loneliness.

That’s not a “different focus.” That’s a reversed sequence of events. And you already admitted earlier that “if both are chronological, it’s a contradiction” — so your own words concede the point. The only way out is to pretend Genesis 2 isn’t chronological, which the text itself doesn’t support. That’s called reinterpreting the Bible to avoid its errors — not discovering meaning, but rewriting it to protect your belief.

As for evolution, you’ve made it crystal clear that you don’t care what the evidence says. You said you wouldn’t trust science even if it confirmed God’s existence, and you wouldn’t believe the Bible even if it said humans evolved. That’s not “trust in the Bible.” That’s admitting you’ve built your worldview to be immune from evidence — which means truth is no longer even the goal. You’ve replaced inquiry with obedience.

You say “you can’t reconcile evolution with the Bible,” and on that point, I agree. That’s the very contradiction you asked for. Evolution shows species diverging over millions of years through common descent. The Bible says all living things were created in fixed “kinds,” separately, in six days. Those models can’t be reconciled because they’re fundamentally incompatible. That’s your contradiction — and it’s not vague. It’s central.

Now, you admit the Bible has contradictions, but somehow act like this makes your position stronger. That’s not honesty. That’s resignation. If your foundation has cracks and you just shrug and say “Sure, but I trust it anyway,” you’re not defending truth — you’re defending attachment.

You say evolution has no predictive power, then in the same breath point out that grass gives rise to grass, dogs to dogs, birds to birds — and think that proves something. That’s not prediction. That’s reproduction. Evolution explains how and why small genetic changes accumulate, diverge, and produce new species. It predicted Tiktaalik in the Devonian rock layer — and we found it there. It predicted ring species, and we’ve documented them. It predicted ERVs and pseudogenes, and they’re sitting in your DNA right now, inherited with the exact same errors as chimps and gorillas. Those are real predictions. You just don’t like what they predict.

You dismiss examples like peppered moths, nylon-eating bacteria, and ring species as “camouflage” or “still the same kind.” That’s not science. That’s moving the goalposts. If you won’t define what would count as something evolving into “another kind,” then you’ve rigged the definition so nothing can ever qualify — which means your position isn’t testable, falsifiable, or meaningful. It’s just protected belief.

You haven’t countered the evidence. You’ve refused to engage it. You haven’t offered a model. You’ve dodged, redefined, and declared victory after losing every point.

This wasn’t a debate. This was a demonstration — of what it looks like when belief is cornered by fact and has nowhere to go but denial.

Response 5

You keep saying I “didn’t give the foundational explanation.” That’s nonsense. I told you exactly where evolution and the Bible are incompatible — clearly and directly. Evolution says life emerged through common descent and gradual change. The Bible says life was created fully formed, in fixed kinds, over six days. That’s the foundational contradiction. You just don’t want to deal with it.

You say “if the Bible says apes reproduce apes and science says the same, there’s no conflict.” That’s not the issue, and you know it. No one denies heredity. The point is that science shows apes and humans share a common ancestor, and the Bible says humans were made separately and uniquely in one act, from dust. Evolution says species diverge over time through accumulated genetic changes. Genesis says they were created distinct and immutable. These are not “compatible.” They are mutually exclusive. That’s the contradiction you asked for — and got — and are now pretending didn’t happen.

Then you admit, openly, that no matter what the world says, no matter what science says, you’ll believe the Bible. You call that “knowledge.” It’s not. That’s ideological lock-in. That’s blind faith — the exact thing you accuse me of. You accuse me of following “popular consensus,” but you’re the one clinging to an ancient document while rejecting everything from genetics to geology, not because it’s been disproven, but because it “doesn’t fit.” You’ve made it clear you’re not here for explanation. You’re here to protect belief.

You say we’ve “never observed anything other than Biblical kinds.” That’s false. We’ve observed ring species. We’ve seen speciation. We’ve watched bacteria evolve new enzymes. We’ve documented transitional fossils. We’ve decoded genomes that show inheritance, mutation, and divergence exactly as evolutionary theory predicts. You’ve been shown this — multiple times. And every time, you either redefine “kind” to be unfalsifiable, or say “that’s not evolution,” without ever offering a clear standard for what would be.

You claim that if the roles were reversed, you’d explain it all in a paragraph. Of course you would — because your position never changes, never adapts, and never faces scrutiny. You don’t need data when your answer is always “because the Bible says so.” But if your model can’t be tested, can’t be falsified, and can’t explain anything beyond “it was created that way,” then it’s not a model. It’s an escape from thought.

You say this whole thing is a waste of time. It wasn’t. It exposed exactly what you are — not someone looking for answers, but someone dead-set on making sure no answer threatens your belief. You asked for a contradiction. You got it. You asked for literal examples. You got them. You asked for a foundational explanation. It was given. What you didn’t do was deal with any of it.

You’re not standing on truth. You’re standing on certainty — certainty you won’t let evidence touch. That’s not strength. That’s fear in theological armor. So no, the time wasn’t wasted. The mask just finally slipped.

Response 6

You keep saying I “almost stumbled upon” what you wanted — as if the contradiction hasn’t been sitting right in front of you the entire time. You’re the one stumbling. You asked for where the Bible contradicts evolution. You’ve been told repeatedly: the Bible says species were created as fixed “kinds” in a matter of days, fully formed and separate. Evolution says life changes gradually, branching out from common ancestors over deep time. The models aren’t compatible. That is the contradiction. You’ve been shown it, in plain terms, more than once. You’re not missing the answer. You’re refusing to accept it.

Now you claim the Bible doesn’t change — only “interpretation” does. That’s exactly the problem. The Bible itself is locked in place, even when it’s wrong. So when evidence contradicts it, what happens? The interpretation shifts to protect it. Not because it’s true, but because you’re unwilling to say it’s wrong. That’s not clarity. That’s rationalization.

And then you admit — outright — that the Bible contains errors, and that the people who wrote it didn’t always agree or understand what they were writing. You realize what you just said, right? You’re claiming the Bible is more reliable than science, while admitting it was written by fallible people who contradicted each other and misunderstood the very thing they were writing about. But somehow evolution is the blind faith?

Let’s be absolutely clear here: science doesn’t claim infallibility. It doesn’t need to. It’s built to be corrected. That’s why it moves forward. Evolution has been refined, yes — but it’s only gotten stronger, because the evidence has backed it up at every turn. Fossils. Genetics. Embryology. Biogeography. Observed speciation. Molecular clocks. Shared mutations. Functional divergence. We don’t believe it because it’s trendy. We accept it because it works — it explains, it predicts, and it survives every test thrown at it.

Meanwhile, you’re sitting here saying that even though the Bible is wrong in places, and even though its writers misunderstood things, you still trust it more than science. That’s not humility. That’s selective blindness.

Then, like clockwork, you lash out — calling science stupidity, calling people ignorant, calling evolutionary theory a religion. You call that not being ideologically obsessed? You accuse others of blind faith while defending a book you’ve already admitted contains errors — and say nothing, no amount of evidence, could ever override your belief.

That’s not a defense of truth. That’s the fear of losing control over a belief you’ve fused your identity to.

So here’s the truth you don’t want to face: you didn’t come here to find a contradiction. You came here expecting no one would have the spine to show it to you. And now that it’s been laid out, clearly, repeatedly, and with evidence — you’re doing exactly what you warned about in your first post.

You’re declaring victory by pretending nothing happened.

But it did. You just don’t have an answer for it. And that’s not my blinders.

It’s yours.

NHC
 
For DLH

Response 7

You say your understanding of the Bible isn’t settled, that you don’t believe the Bible is infallible, that it’s just a flawed translation of divine truth. Fine. But if that’s true, then what exactly are you defending when you reject evolution? If the text is imperfect and the writers misunderstood things — your words, not mine — then what gives you the confidence to say its version of life’s origins is more trustworthy than all the converging evidence from biology, genetics, geology, and paleontology?

You don’t get to say the Bible isn’t infallible, then turn around and treat it as the final word on the origin of life — while dismissing science as “faith” or “abuse.” That’s not balance. That’s contradiction.

You admit we abuse both science and scripture — and that’s true. But only one of those two systems has a built-in method for correcting itself. Science doesn’t just update — it demands to be updated. It improves through testing, falsification, replication, and prediction. That’s why it works. That’s why we have vaccines, GPS, and a mapped human genome. That’s why evolutionary theory predicted fossils like Tiktaalik, and why genetics confirms common descent with shared mutations in exactly the places evolution said they should be.

You say we don’t know the natural world with certainty. That’s true too — and science never pretends we do. That’s the difference between science and dogma: it doesn’t ask for certainty, it asks for evidence. It doesn’t ask for worship. It asks to be tested.

You say you use science to understand nature and the Bible to understand God. But when nature contradicts the Bible, you don’t question the Bible — you question nature. That’s the wall. That’s what you keep sidestepping. You say your understanding isn’t settled, but your rejection of evolution is absolute. You say the Bible is imperfect, but you still use it to override every piece of evidence that contradicts it.

That’s not open-minded. That’s selective deference — one standard for science, and none for your text.

So let’s get back to what you haven’t answered:
Genesis says life was created in fixed kinds, in a specific order, over six days.
Evolution says life emerged gradually, branching out through descent with modification.
You’ve been shown how those two accounts contradict in content, order, and mechanism.
You’ve been given examples of observed speciation, genetic inheritance, and transitional fossils.

And your response is to talk vaguely about abuse, imperfection, and your personal humility — not to deal with the core evidence at all.

You say you’re not defending infallibility. But what you’re really doing is defending untouchability. That’s not the same. And it’s not honest.

This isn’t a debate about how humans misuse systems. This is a debate about whether you’re willing to let evidence challenge belief — and at every turn, you’ve shown that the answer is no.

Response 8

You’re trying to hide behind definitions now — not because the point wasn’t clear, but because you can’t answer it directly.

Yes, I know what evidence and truth are. You don’t need to paste dictionary entries like that’s a mic drop. You’re not clarifying anything — you’re avoiding the difference I laid out plainly:

Science says “evolution is true” based on an accumulated body of physical, testable, and repeatable evidence — fossils, genetics, observed mutations, anatomical homologies, predictive models that match the data. It’s not accepted because we like the idea — it’s accepted because it works, and because it keeps passing the tests thrown at it from every angle.

Creation, on the other hand, says it’s true because “God says so.” That’s not a conclusion. That’s a claim of authority. It doesn’t make predictions. It doesn’t respond to evidence. And it can’t be falsified, because the moment you point to contradictions or failures, the interpretation shifts to absorb them.

That’s the difference: science is open to being wrong — creationism is designed never to be.

You say “evidence is subjective.” That’s flat-out false. Our interpretation of evidence can involve bias — but the evidence itself exists outside your opinion of it. You didn’t invent shared pseudogenes in human and chimp DNA. You didn’t fabricate Tiktaalik being found in exactly the predicted rock layer. You didn’t engineer bacteria to evolve nylon-digesting enzymes. These are real things — measurable, observable, and replicable. Not personal truths. Not theological metaphors. Facts.

You say “evolution is treated as infallible.” Wrong again. Evolution is treated as the best model we currently have — and it’s constantly tested, challenged, refined, and corrected. That’s why it gets stronger. That’s why every branch of biology depends on it. If it were faith-based or ideological, it would crack under the weight of new evidence. Instead, it absorbs it and explains it.

The Bible doesn’t agree because it wasn’t written to explain nature. It was written by ancient people trying to describe a world they didn’t yet understand. That’s not an insult — it’s historical reality. The Genesis account conflicts with what we now know about cosmology, geology, biology, and evolution because it reflects the worldview of a pre-scientific culture. There’s no shame in that — unless you try to force it into modern science and pretend the mismatch is someone else’s fault.

You want to redefine truth, evidence, and even reality just to avoid admitting what’s obvious: science and Genesis don’t agree. They make opposing claims about how life began and developed. That’s the contradiction you asked for. That’s the contradiction you’ve now been shown multiple times.

And if your response is to retreat into vague philosophy about subjective truth, it just proves the original point — the evidence is here. You just don’t want to deal with it.

Response 9

You didn’t refute the point. You just panicked.

I laid out the order of creation as described in Genesis 1 — and you didn’t correct it. You didn’t fix the sequence. You didn’t give an alternative reading of the Hebrew. You just threw a fit and accused me of using a “dumbed down” version, as if that automatically erases the contradictions. It doesn’t. The text itself gives a clear timeline — “day one,” “day two,” “day three,” etc. And the sequence is unmistakable: plants before the sun, birds before land animals, humans after everything else.

That’s not a theological summary. That’s a step-by-step narrative, and it’s flat-out incompatible with what we now know from biology and cosmology. You haven’t answered that. You’ve just tried to bluff your way around it by implying there’s some secret Hebrew code I haven’t accessed — without offering one shred of linguistic evidence.

Then, right on cue, you switch from the Bible to attacking science altogether — not evolutionary science, but medicine in the 1980s. You brought up babies not being given anesthesia. You brought up environmental destruction. You brought up poisoned food and war. And none of that has anything to do with whether the Genesis account matches reality.

That’s not argument. That’s emotional flailing. That’s what people do when they’ve lost the point and need to change the subject fast.

Let’s make this simple:

Science isn’t a moral authority. It’s a method. It’s a process for discovering what’s true about the natural world. And yes, people have misused it. Just like they’ve misused religion to justify genocide, slavery, war, and torture. So if your answer to evidence is to throw human evil back at the method that uncovered the evidence, you’re not critiquing science — you’re attacking humanity. And that’s just nihilism dressed in a fig leaf of moral outrage.

You ask what will destroy humanity — superstition or chemical warfare. That’s a false choice. Superstition is what lets people ignore evidence, demonize dissent, and build their entire worldview on fear of being wrong. And if you want to know what destroys civilizations, it’s not inquiry. It’s blind allegiance to ideas that can’t survive being questioned.

So no, I’m not “preaching science for my ego.” I’m showing you that the world you believe in doesn’t match the world we live in. That’s not arrogance. That’s honesty. And if that offends you, it’s not because I’m wrong. It’s because you’ve got no ground left to stand on — so you’re burning the ground itself.

You weren’t attacked here. You were answered. And now that the answers are too much, you’re lashing out, not to defend truth — but to defend your retreat.

Response 10

You’re not explaining the text. You’re rewriting it.

Genesis 2 doesn’t say “God had already formed the animals long before Adam.” It says:

“Then the LORD God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.’
Now the LORD God formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky.” (Genesis 2:18–19, NIV)

This is cause and effect. Problem: man is alone. Solution: God forms animals. Result: none are suitable, so woman is made. That’s the sequence. That’s the narrative. And your response is to insert a flashback that isn’t in the text — not because it’s there, but because you need it to be there in order to protect Genesis 1.

You compare it to “I bought milk and bread” vs. “I bought bread and milk.” That’s a laughable comparison. Genesis 2 doesn’t just shuffle a couple of nouns — it lays out a chain of dependent actions. Man is created. Man is alone. Animals are created to solve that problem. Woman is created after they fail. You can’t collapse that into a non-chronological list unless you’re willing to butcher the structure of the story. And clearly, you are.

You even admit that you’re importing Genesis 1 into your reading of Genesis 2 to explain it — dragging in the day-by-day timeline from the first account and forcing it onto the second one to “clarify” what Genesis 2 “really means.” But Genesis 2 doesn’t say “God had already formed the animals.” It says “God formed them” after man — plain Hebrew verb tense, plain narrative sequence, just like everything else in that chapter.

You say Adam and his family are the focus, so the text logically shifts. But that’s not how Hebrew narrative works. If Genesis 2 were summarizing or recapping past events, it would use a different construction. Instead, it continues the story in a direct sequence, just like Genesis 1 does — only with a different order.

And you still haven’t addressed the core point:
Genesis 1 says humans were created after the animals, male and female together.
Genesis 2 says man was created first, then animals, then woman from man’s rib.
Those accounts don’t match. And no matter how many interpretive gymnastics you do, you can’t make both versions true at the same time without rewriting one of them.

You’re not harmonizing. You’re editing. And the moment you start importing assumptions and changing narrative flow just to preserve theological comfort, you’ve stopped reading scripture — and started protecting dogma.

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You just admitted it: “If they were both chronological, it would be contradictory.” Thank you — that’s exactly what I’ve been saying all along.

The problem for you is that Genesis 2 does read as chronological. It lays out a problem (man is alone), a proposed solution (God forms animals), a failed outcome (no suitable helper found), and a final solution (God creates woman). That is not a random list of topics. That is a step-by-step progression. The Hebrew grammar follows standard narrative construction — one event leading into the next. If that isn’t chronological, nothing in the Bible is.

You’re only calling it “not chronological” because it contradicts Genesis 1 — and you’re trying to protect the illusion of consistency. That’s not interpretation. That’s damage control.

Let’s say these two chapters were found in any other ancient text — let’s say they were part of Egyptian or Babylonian mythology. You’d spot the contradiction immediately. You’d say, “In one version, man and woman are created together after animals. In the other, man comes first, animals come second, and woman comes third.” You wouldn’t call that a “topical shift.” You’d call it what it is: a contradiction.

But because this is the Bible — and you’ve already decided it can’t be wrong — you’re forced to invent an interpretive loophole. Not because the text calls for it, but because your belief demands it. That’s not faith. That’s fear of letting the text say what it actually says.

And now that you’ve run out of ways to wiggle around it, your final move is to throw your hands up and call it “bullshit” — as if anger makes the contradiction go away. It doesn’t. It just makes it obvious you don’t have a way to answer it.

You asked for a contradiction. You got one. You’ve been running from it ever since. And now, with nowhere left to go, you’re trying to pretend the whole conversation was a waste of time — because it did what you didn’t expect:

It proved you wrong.

NHC
 
That’s a bold claim for someone who hasn’t actually responded to the evidence.

None was given.
Options for the creationist.

1. Ignore the facts of geology, archeology, and paleontology.
2. Refute the facts of geology, archeology, and paleontology.
3. Ignore everything but the bible and blindly believe.
4. Spin interpretation to get around facts.

DLH's response here is #3. Typical theist.

He presented himself as someone seeking clarity — someone who simply wanted a basic, no-frills explanation of where evolution contradicts the Bible. But the moment he was given exactly that, he denied it, dismissed it, or changed the subject. That alone tells the audience everything: he was never looking for answers. He was looking for insulation.

He opened the discussion with arrogance — warning in advance that most of what would be shown to him would be “bullshit.” That wasn’t skepticism. That was preemptive dismissal. It showed that his mind was closed before the conversation began. He asked for evidence and then rejected the legitimacy of all evidence ahead of time. That’s not open dialogue — that’s intellectual cowardice with a smug grin.

He was shown clear, observable examples of macroevolution: real-time speciation, the emergence of new genetic functions, transitional fossils predicted by evolutionary theory, and shared genetic markers in humans and other primates. His response was to redefine evolution on the fly, move the goalposts, or claim those examples didn’t count — without ever giving a clear definition of what would count. That’s not someone evaluating evidence. That’s someone working overtime to ensure no evidence could ever qualify.

He was shown the blatant contradiction between Genesis 1 and Genesis 2 — not from interpretation, but from the plain text. Genesis 1 has humans created after animals, male and female together. Genesis 2 has man created first, then animals, and woman last. He admitted — word for word — that if both are chronological, they are contradictory. And then he claimed one “just isn’t chronological,” with no linguistic basis, no textual justification, no exegesis. Just an assertion — because admitting the contradiction would mean letting go of control. That’s special pleading in its purest form.

He was shown that evolution is testable, falsifiable, and predictive. He was told what would falsify it — a human fossil in Precambrian rock, for example. He was shown that evolution predicted the timing and traits of transitional fossils like Tiktaalik, predicted the presence of endogenous retroviruses, and predicted the broken vitamin C gene found in both humans and chimps. He didn’t address any of it. Instead, he said evolution isn’t falsifiable “except because you say so.” That’s not engagement. That’s blindfolded denial.

He said — without hesitation — that even if the Bible said humans evolved, he wouldn’t believe it. Even if science confirmed the existence of God, he wouldn’t trust it. That alone is enough to destroy any pretense of neutrality or open-mindedness. He admitted that no evidence, no matter how clear or compelling, could ever make him reconsider his view. That is not conviction. That is absolute ideological rigidity.

He tried to distract from the argument by attacking science itself. He cited outdated and irrelevant examples — medical practices from the 1980s, environmental pollution, the misuse of technology — as if those things invalidate the method of science as a whole. It’s a red herring, designed to shift attention away from the fact that he can’t answer the central challenge: the evidence stands, and his book contradicts it.

He accused others of being ideologues while projecting his own dogmatism. He threw out words like “religion,” “science fiction,” “fantasy,” and “zealotry,” not to make arguments, but to poison the well — to make it easier to dismiss opposing views without addressing their content. That’s not argument. That’s rhetoric — and weak rhetoric at that.

He made excuses, dodged direct challenges, redefined terms when cornered, insulted when exposed, and finally collapsed into calling the whole thing a waste of time — all while pretending he hadn’t been answered. He claimed to value simplicity, but when the simple contradiction was shown to him, he did everything possible to bury it in spin, reinterpretation, and feigned exhaustion.

What has he shown the audience?

That he is not here for truth. He is here to protect his belief system from exposure. He is not engaging evidence — he is building walls around his faith and calling that clarity. He is not the calm truth-seeker he pretended to be at the start. He is someone who came expecting to win by default, and when that didn’t happen, he unraveled.

This wasn’t a debate. It was a test — and he failed it. Not because the evidence wasn’t strong, but because he refused to let it matter. And everyone watching can see that now.

NHC
 
This was Demolition Derby done on DHL’s fantasies with the artistry and precision of a virtuoso. Should be </thread>, but I expect he’ll be back for more.
 

This wasn’t a debate. It was a test — and he failed it. Not because the evidence wasn’t strong, but because he refused to let it matter. And everyone watching can see that now.

NHC

My initial response to this thread was the "eating popcorn" emoji, but your responses need this one:

🚒

You lit him up. Can someone turn on the sprinklers?
 
I suggest that unless he meets NHC’s discussion point by point, everyone ignore him and let him talk to himself. NHC has said it all with precision and concision, and the rest of us would be just repeating what he said.
 
NHC

When he started all this he stated he was here to antagonize atheists. I forget what the words were on his posting icon. He changed it a few rimes.

It is a game not uncommon on the forum. Theists can be deceptive as to who and what they are.

A few weeks ago at a bus stop somebody showed me a smart phone and asked me if I was interest in a web site. I heard him talking to somebody on the bus, it turned out it was a Christian site. He was handing out QR code stickers for the site.


He kicked it all off by saying he wanted to understand atheism, the difference between atheists and theists. He also said he wrote or is writing a book about atheist turned theist or something that. We may end up as characters. My guess he is working out his material trough the forum.

He is using the same approach that Unknown Soldier used.

The debate passes the time.

To me here and in the world DLH is a rather common theist despite his claii he is different.
 
To me here and in the world DLH is a rather common theist despite his claii he is different.
Except perhaps in animosity level. Learner keeps a certain lightness to his posts. This guy writes with such genuine belligerence and ego displays that he comes across as truly unpleasant. And that "See what I did there?" trope is insufferable.
 


This wasn’t a debate. It was a test — and he failed it. Not because the evidence wasn’t strong, but because he refused to let it matter. And everyone watching can see that now.

NHC

My initial response to this thread was the "eating popcorn" emoji, but your responses need this one:

🚒

You lit him up. Can someone turn on the sprinklers?

Here’s the fire extinguisher. 🧯
 
To me here and in the world DLH is a rather common theist despite his claii he is different.
Except perhaps in animosity level. Learner keeps a certain lightness to his posts. This guy writes with such genuine belligerence and ego displays that he comes across as truly unpleasant. And that "See what I did there?" trope is insufferable.
You can sample Christian TV and radio and hear the hate speech and anger.

When I was in assisted living a preacher came in weekly to give a service in a community room. If you were on the floor you could hear the hate speech.

For Evangelical types atheists are a very convenient target to focus hate on. Assets are out to get us. Atheist science is out to destroy god, heard that on FOX News.


It doesn't mean all Christians are angry and hateful, but it is major theme.

God, Jesus, and the Christian versus evil is a part of the persona and self identity. Doing battle with attests is part of the identity and purpose. It provides meaning.
 
You said "I have no idea how old the universe is and I have perhaps less interest. I don't care." but you seem to think it is a lot older than 6000 years.
Correct. If we know roughly how long it takes light to travel and we know light is traveling from 13 billion light years away we know the universe is likely at least that old. That seems to me reasonable.
Answers in Genesis have an argument for that:
I know for a fact determining it is 6,000 years old from the Bible is stupid. On the other hand, I don't get ideologically attached to anything, so to think that just because we can determine it's at least 13 billion years old doesn't mean it isn't likely to change as it has many times before.
I think the estimate of 13 billion years has remained roughly the same for many decades.
Well fish appeared earlier in the fossil record, then amphibians, then reptiles, then birds and mammals.... I mean you don't find birds 200 million years ago, etc.
That's bullshit. There isn't really much of a fossil record and they move shit around to where they think it ought to be just because that's where they think it should be. It's a tactic to get funding, publishing, tenure, the usual pitfalls of "science."
Even if the numbers are made up do you think Precambrian rocks were laid down before Jurassic rocks? If so if a creature was only found in Jurassic rocks it suggests that it only appeared on Earth at that time - either by evolution or divine intervention. If all rocks were laid down at the same time that sounds like AiG's Flood geology.
Either it involved evolution or every now and then God created new lifeforms using divine intervention. Which is it?
Neither. When God was done with creation that was it.
So you're saying that all creatures on Earth were there when the Precambrian rocks were laid down? (dinosaurs and mammals at the same time)
Creatures, living things, the environment change, they evolve, they just don't change into something else.
I thought to evolve meant to change into something else. BTW do you believe there were ape men?
 
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This wasn’t a debate. It was a test — and he failed it. Not because the evidence wasn’t strong, but because he refused to let it matter. And everyone watching can see that now.

This thread was the classroom, I'm the teacher, there was one easy assignment, everyone failed the class. If you can't read and follow the instructions given in the OP there is no way in hell, even in your verbose dissertation, you could ever hope to understand anything. You puke what your told and you couldn't do that with what I requested in the OP.
 
Poor baby. Got his ass handed to him and he can’t stand it. Don’t worry, we extinguished the bonfire NHC made of your nonsense before the conflagration set the whole forum up in flames.
 
This wasn’t a debate. It was a test — and he failed it. Not because the evidence wasn’t strong, but because he refused to let it matter. And everyone watching can see that now.
This thread was the classroom, I'm the teacher, there was one easy assignment, everyone failed the class.
Why did you say "I want you to either tell me where evolution differs from the Bible"? You already believe that there isn't evolution in the Bible.
 
I suggest that unless he meets NHC’s discussion point by point, everyone ignore him and let him talk to himself.
That's what y'all should have been doing all along.

I say when he starts a new thread, let it keep a big empty goose egg in the reply column. Nothing is more annoying than that.
 
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