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I think he's going to announce stimulus checks.

Also something about Venezuela such as a deal with Maduro so Maduro can leave and US companies can take over the oil.

Also, he'll say something about bringing back Christmas.

Just guesses.

What do YOU think he'll cover?
 
He is going to babble incoherently about low-flow toilets and how windmills drive whales crazy. He is also gong to whine about some real-estate deal he failed to secure 40 years ago and how Somali immigrants are “garbage.” This is our president, this is AmeriKKKa in 2025.
 
Drink if he mentions Rob Reiner because he can't help himself.
 
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He is going to babble incoherently about low-flow toilets and how windmills drive whales crazy. He is also gong to whine about some real-estate deal he failed to secure 40 years ago and how Somali immigrants are “garbage.” This is our president, this is AmeriKKKa in 2025.
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He doesn’t seem to get lost when doing these addresses. This is his chance to take focus away from the Epstein info release. Venezuela, tariff “deals”, inflation “under control”, maybe immigration.
 
There is no way I will watch his ugly face as he rambles on incoherently. As far as the hand out checks go, he would have to get Congress to agree and they don't seem interested in that. Plus, I read that the checks would cost far more than what the government has supposedly received from the stupid tariffs. Just get rid of them if you want to help the economy, idiot.
 
I still recall Nixon’s televised addresses. Even as a young-un I would sit there scorning him as a liar and a crook. I remember how he started sweating under the TV lights, and would pull out a hanky. Today I think Nixon is a thousand times better than the orange shit face we have now and even did a number of good things for the country.
 
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I still recall Nixon’s televised addresses. Even as a young-un I would sit there scorning him as a lair and a crook. I remember how he started sweating under the TV lights, and would pull out a hanky. Today I think Nixon is a thousand times better than the orange shit face we have now and even did a number of good things for the country.
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Nixon actually was responsible for starting the EPA and Trump is destroying it. As a teenager who despised Nixon, I never would have imagined we'd have a president a thousand times worse. Nixon was a bit of a crook, but I don't think he was mentally insane or trying to destroy the country. Plus, Nixon had the courtesy to step down when it became obvious that he did something illegal. Trump continues to deny the results of the 2020 election, and continues to pardon some of the worst criminals.
 
He will tell the country that he recently fell in his renovated bathroom, struck his head on the edge of his golden toilet, and came to, lying on the floor, staring at his toupee. He suddenly had a revelation that he had been a total shit since 1946, and that his life made no sense. Who were these evil children he had spawned? Who was this grasping Slovenian mannequin, to whom he was married? Who were these soulless parasites who surrounded him in the White House? How had he missed out on the True Jesus, the True Creator God, and the True Meaning of Christmas? He spent that night on his smart phone, not posting incredible nastiness on Truth Social, but viewing YouTube videos of his own unforgivable behavior.
He stumbled on a website he had never heard of, something starting with ii...you have to forgive him, he has dementia and can't remember the rest...but he saw how almost all the messages on that site were from filthy atheists, but they made cogent arguments about what a terrible President he was...all except for a few, a very few supporters on that site, who made idiotic excuses for him.
He vowed then and there to resign the Presidency effective Christmas Day, as a present to the universe, and to devote the rest of his days ("however much time is still left to a miserable old sinner like me") to making amends. Also to spending down his fortune so as to leave each of his kids about $99 ("because only then will they see that money is worthless, it's just shit.") He will announce a $1 million gift to the Joe and Jill Biden Foundation, a complete $83.3 million payment to E. Jean Carroll, a reinstatement of those fired by DOGE, a resumption of USAID, deportation orders for Stephen Miller and RFK Jr., and a $100 McDonalds gift certificate to all registered voters ("because their fries are so fucking good, I mean, I didn't lose my mind about that.") He will give back his FIFA prize, divorce Malaria, and move to Canada. "I will read my first Shakespeare play, can you imagine that? Good night, and God bless America."
 
I actually wonder what President Asshole is going to say tonight, even though I doubt I can bring myself to watch him.

Speaking of presidential speeches, I still recall Reagan’s speech on the Challenger disaster, a brilliant piece well delivered by a Grade-B movie actor even though he did not write it and would have been incapable of doing so because he was an ignorant and revolting asshole. I recall Carter’s so-called “malaise” speech even though he never used the word. The speech went over like a lead balloon and probably sealed his political demise.

I have seen footage of FDR’s main speeches, including the first and second inaugural addresses and the Pearl Harbor speech, and they were rhetorically brilliant.

JFK’s inaugural address, which he personally wrote, remains spellbinding, even if betokening the disaster of Vietnam. “We shall pay any price, bear any burden,” etc.

Too bad there was no audio-visual stuff in Lincoln’s day. He wrote his own speeches and they were all brilliant. His second inaugural address is, IMO, among the greatest works of English/American literature, inspired by Shakespeare and the Bible.

Rhetoric in presidential speeches is a lost art form. Everything today is poll tested and dumbed down.
 
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Good morning, America, tonight it is I, Donald F. Trump, the bestest president ever, addressing you bigly.

I have ended 18,000 wars around the world, but the Nobels have not given me a peace prize. Flow toilets scare birds and kill whales. Windmills. We have Haitians and Somalis eating whales and birds. And cats too. Biden used an autopen. I have never used an autopen. I have done more for the blacks than any president in history, including Lincoln. Quiet, piggy. Where was I? Oh yes, Somalia is a garbage country. Why can’t we have more Norwegians? This is the best economy in the history of the world. Obama’s fault. Biden’s fault for inflation. Yes, prices are going down because of me but they are going up because of Biden. Going to hit Venezuela, yes, fentanyl. Ukraine, Ukraine is completely ungrateful to me. Zelensky. Putin. Do you know what Putin’s wife says? “Put in. Put in.” Windmills. Do you know sharks overturn boats and sometimes there is electricity. Grocery, isn’t that funny word? They are little bags of food. Only I knew that. That is because I aced a high IQ test.

Thank you and good morning.
 
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke — Dylan/Hendrix.

Unfortunately it’s a bad joke.
 
I didn't watch his speech but after reading a few news articles about it, of course it was mostly about how Biden and the Democrats are responsible for all of our problems. Are we surprised?
 
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