Masturbating will make your hand pregnant...So says a Muslim televangelist from Turkey.

[Potoooooooo]

Some times it almost seems like muslims and christians have a contest going on to see who can be the stupidest and most obnoxious
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...st-turkey-masturbation-istimna_n_7440122.html

Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife, Muslim Televangelist Warns

 

[jonatha]

Great. Twins....

 

[Keith&Co.]

So...16 Navy patrols, averaging 64 days per patrol, but working 18 hour days...
So, 1200, carry the two...


I'm going to have hands that'll fit any figure on Mount Rushmore.

 

[Atheos]

That's why I always wear a condom when I'm rubbing one out. Can't be too careful...

 

[il Palazzo]

... In The Afterlife...

Dang, and here I thought I can get a baby without having to bother with the women. I got all excited for nothing.

 

[fast]

That's why I always wear a condom when I'm rubbing one out. Can't be too careful...

Hahahahahaha!!!

 

[krypton iodine sulfur]

It's true. I once had a near death experience, and in my glimpse of the afterlife I saw endless fields populated with this:

 

[Potoooooooo]

Great. Twins....

Kind of like what Dirty Dog does to the boys leg in this episode of Ren&Stimpy
NSFW if your boss is really uptight

 

[Kharakov]

It's true. I once had a near death experience, and in my glimpse of the afterlife I saw endless fields populated with this:

Hmm... I can't tell if you're channeling Michael Jackson or a RCC priest.

 

[Draconis]

Rubber gloves might help with that

 

[braces_for_impact]

Worse yet, they'll be following you around in the afterlife, pestering you for their rights...

 

[Lunawalk]

Some times it almost seems like muslims and christians have a contest going on to see who can be the stupidest and most obnoxious
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...st-turkey-masturbation-istimna_n_7440122.html

Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife, Muslim Televangelist Warns

at first I thought he was joking. so I checked the article and learned that the koran does not mention masturbation. To apply a book ancient book to modern times they make up rulings to fit modern life.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

Masturbation and religion ... same thing?