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Masturbating will make your hand pregnant...So says a Muslim televangelist from Turkey.

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Potoooooooo

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Some times it almost seems like muslims and christians have a contest going on to see who can be the stupidest and most obnoxious:rolleyes:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...st-turkey-masturbation-istimna_n_7440122.html
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Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife, Muslim Televangelist Warns
 
So...16 Navy patrols, averaging 64 days per patrol, but working 18 hour days...
So, 1200, carry the two...


I'm going to have hands that'll fit any figure on Mount Rushmore.
 
... In The Afterlife...
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Dang, and here I thought I can get a baby without having to bother with the women. I got all excited for nothing.
 
Potoooooooo said:
Some times it almost seems like muslims and christians have a contest going on to see who can be the stupidest and most obnoxious:rolleyes:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...st-turkey-masturbation-istimna_n_7440122.html
n-MCAHID-CIHAD-HAN-large570.jpg

Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife, Muslim Televangelist Warns
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at first I thought he was joking. so I checked the article and learned that the koran does not mention masturbation. To apply a book ancient book to modern times they make up rulings to fit modern life.
 
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